Good Ol' Lewdland [ARCHIVED]

NSFW private sideblog for squadronofnerds. Read the rules before interacting or perish. Please and thank you!

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This blog has been moved to @thehornypanopticon as a proper full blog rather than a sideblog

(I have like. One ask here, but I intend on porting it over so don't worry about that)

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This blog has been moved to @thehornypanopticon

(I have like. One ask here, but I intend on porting it over so don't worry about that)

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Okay figured it out, this blog can now officially be considered archived.

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Soon as I figure out a proper URL for it (because this one stinks), this sideblog will be archived and moved to a proper blog for following and ask purposes.

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I offer One Zombutt.

"...Huh." The resident hunter will be observing said butt quite intently... even while trying to figure out if this is the kind of zombie he needs to eliminate or not.

One can't say he isn't an effective multitasker, here.

[sindaymemes]

Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

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And out of the blue because I remembered I had this...

Fun reference in Koikatsu a friend made of Eric's fem shift, posted here for blatantly obvious reasons--

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Important addendum to this I forgot: The dick comes from the bodymod magic Eric uses for genderfluidity reasons, and they are very VERY experienced with adjusting the parts they have.

In other words, whatever set the other person wants, they can use- (Albeit their personal preference is using a dick, if only because they were AMAB and have way more experience using it than using a pussy-)

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Considering Eric's career path, there are oh so many jokes I can make about demon/monster/etc 'slaying' here.

In both directions, really--

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...Plus instant loss in either direction--

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Considering Eric's career path, there are oh so many jokes I can make about demon/monster/etc 'slaying' here.

In both directions, really--

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And out of the blue because I remembered I had this...

Fun reference in Koikatsu a friend made of Eric's fem shift, posted here for blatantly obvious reasons--

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On one hand, Eric's glad that feeling of dread is vindicated!

"...Ffffffffuck."

On the other hand, she really hates that it was too!

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Somewhere, a half-demon's sense of dread kicks into overdrive, and she's not sure why.

[sinfulfluff]

"You get kinda numb to seeing it after a while, honestly."

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"Well, not the first time I've seen stuff get real on the spicy end of things! ...Not that I can really prove it effectively, considering it's Discord exclusive stuff-" Oi, fourth wall--"Cry about it~"

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"While I'm here, might as well poke at the spicier side of things a--"

Cue the record scratch.

"That! Is a whoooole lot to unpack and uh. I am not even remotely qualified to say anything one way or another, so I'm just. Not gonna!"

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ardcrhearted​:

“ I mean… I… I guess that you can all me any of those, if you really want. I still don’t think they necessarily fit me as descriptors, but… ”

Still better than being called cute again.

“I suppose we can agree to disagree there~.” Headpets are continuing for a bit longer before he promptly just reaches down to gently caress her cheek.

You’re trying to make her spontaneously combust from overheating, aren’t you?

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ardcrhearted​:

“ N  —  No i’m not! Cute is a descriptor for a child or a small animal and i’m pretty sure that i’m older than you! ”

“Fine, if we’re playing it that way... I can think of many other things to call you. Beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, etc... and also, you’re a year younger than me. I’m twenty four.” Yep.

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ardcrhearted​:

Cute?!  No?!?!

“How about... yes, actually~.”

Administering headpats to Yuko. This is her fate now.