i'm always tired and never know what i'm doing

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you can call me eli they/him 25 there's a lot of stuff i like and i never shut up about any of it

[squaredoritos]

eating my handful of shredded cheese like a horse being hand fed some oats

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

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[germz4u]

Me

[squaredoritos]

whoa you're alive??

shocking, innit

[pantaloonwarrior]

[these-are-not-my-titties]

our own patron saint of one way trips

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[gummybard]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

[creaturefeaturecommando]

They should keep Superman in theaters forever. Just so like whenever I’m having a bad day I can just go watch Superman in the theater. I feel like the population would benefit from it.

[creepymutelilbugger]

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

[klyukvav]

[paradisaeaaaa]

”I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked Arthur Morgan and he said “okay, I’ll catch you later then”

[craft-by-day]

🌟 Pop-Star Drawfee 🎤

DRAWFEE IS CONTENT!!

ALA 2025

[boycreaturething]

oh my god???? this is SO cool?????

[cheddar-baby]

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

[vacillator-deactivated20250323]

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

[jeleynai]

Self-care <3

Last one for @tacticallyunsoundjohnnyboy 🫶 Thank you so much once again for trusting me with our favourite boys 🥰