Official Squareness

Meet the loaf with the most.

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Log Date 012-003-0018

What did I miss? And what’s a “tumblr purge”? 

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[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

This message was approved by Squaridot. 

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Log Date: 031 10 018-666

Time to beat up young humans for their confections. 

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

So apparently it is “illegal” to run after kids with a stolen bat from Walmart. Now five cars with red and blue lights are speeding after me. I’m dropping some candy, as I run.

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Log Date: 031 10 018-666

Time to beat up young humans for their confections. 

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Log Date 11-10-018B

National Coming Out Day? I want to go back in the spaceship, but these gems keep pulling me back out. Eh? Get it? Hahaha...

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Log Date 10-10-018

Ah, this planet has "Mental Awareness Day" one of the things this species has gotten right. As a gem, I too see the importance of making sure the mind is as healthy as the body. It is imparative you go talk to a hotline or face to face professional that specializes on your issue. I, Squaridot, love you and know you are amazing. Those that are not include Peridot and the Crystal Gems. Everyone else far surpasses them. Take care of yourself. Except you Peridot. You can bite my light-conjured gluteus maximus.

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Log Date: 02-10-0018

Humans have an odd fascination with the autumn season. They call it “spoopy”. I will blame that no good, earth-sided Peridot for that because of her stupid face. 

[horrorandhalloween]

by RamyB

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

to perish

[turtsy]

Dorito and the cheese block

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

I'm bread, thank you very much.

[thyinum]

Pink seeing thunderstorm on Earth for the first time. Thanks to @thediamond-meme-authority for the idea

Bonus

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Nice indeed.

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

"You're the CLODDIEST CLOD I'VE EVER SEEN,CLODDING AROUND! CLOD!!!!!"

Look in the mirror.

[askwaterwitch-perbear]

WHAT VINES FIT YOUR CHARACTER? pick 5 vines that remind you of your character & tag your friends to do the same!

✨Perιd👽т

1. I am shooketh! 2. Look at all those chickens. 4. This bitch empty! Yeet!  5. Is that a weed? 

~💧~ 𝓛𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝔃𝓾𝓵𝓲 

1. Del Taco ,Fresh Avocado 2.  All these Ghosts 3. Lifesavers 4.  I Could’ve Dropped My Croissant 5. Conveniently placed convenient store

Tagged by: @forestemerald

Tagging: @weasels-muses @squaridotthesuperiorperidot @schtuball @quartzlegacy @partcfyouruniverse @saltygempearl @allmightyyellow @aperfectpearl @squaremomfusion @squaridct @squari-dot @rxformxd 

Gemsonas below

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[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

What's vine?

[charlesoberonn]

“How did White Diamond attack the Earth with Blue and Yellow if she didn’t leave Homeworld for eons?”

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Never miss leg day. 

[cybertoaster]

Someone was going to do it. It may as well be me…

I regret nothing.

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

True art at its finest. 

[askwaterwitch-perbear]

squaridotthesuperiorperidot:

I don’t joke…Also, you have the wrong gem. 

(👽) “I don’t believe there’s not a joking bone in your body. Maybe you’re too hooked onto Homeworld’s machines. You don’t have to do what they say, you can think for yourself.“

"That Peridot. That is me. Remeber now?”

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[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Still no. Maybe your hair style is eating away at your already clueless head because your idiocy can't understand I'm a different gem to the one you're blabbering about. it's clear your cockiness is blinding your memories even though your friends do all the work and they feel so sorry that you can't do much they give you credit out of sympathy. Go back to playing with your tin cans because I only talk to actual gems.

[lordsapathy]

from that vine

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Don’t have kids, children. EVER!

[victoriabutter]

speedpaint

[squaridotthesuperiorperidot]

Shhh...we don't talk about this pearl.