neopettin'

Hello! My name is Lyssie. I am twenty. I live in California. My Neopets account is squeefeesh. I secretly really suck at neopets. I am reincarnated as an ocelot. You disapprove. & Just in case, here is my wishlist. <3

[brucicle]

What is that supposed to mean, I do a great job taking care of you

[exaltedcoffee-deactivated201408]

Your slorg is literally deceased. 

[brucicle]

I found it like that

[spallard-left-deactivated201512]

You have no idea how disappointed I was as a child to discover the neo boards ‘wall of shame’ was just rules and not a detailed photo/list of every user who’d ever been frozen there and details of their offences

[squeetok-blog]

Screw analytic chemistry, let's play some Spinacles!

[inkroad]

Someone did an assassins creed crossover with Kanrik and it inspired me to draw a Bioshock Infinite Crossover. Haha. 

[queennabile]

SCREAMING OUT LOUD

[nintendohshit]

what kind of leg

[femperor]

why does the neopets fandom scare you so much?

Because I don’t know anything about them.

Before I went on tumblr, the last time I had heard of Neopets was like, 2006. I thought neopets was dead.

But it’s still running just fine, and there’s people all over here who use the website for things? There’s eggs and minigames and a weird store? 

And there’s no telling where you’re going to see something neopets related here. You could be following somebody for months and then BOOM! Turns out they are with the neopets squadron.

If you guys rose as one or something like that nobody would know what to do. Hell, I’ll fight SuperWhoLock, I don’t care about their numbers. At least I KNOW their numbers, what stops them in their tracks. 

Neopet fans? They’re like, zombies when they first appear in a zombie movie. And people think they’re just regular humans that are drunk or something. And then they try shooting them in the chest.  Or they’re like a cult and you think “oh okay” but it turns out it’s a major religion.

[squeetok-blog]

Whenever I'm sad, I pull up the most brilliant caption contest entry of them all.

"Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top" "You are wereing yor’s too mr.coconut" "Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?" "Wat coconut?" "Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!" "BOOM!" "AHHH MY HEAD" "GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut"

[squeetok-blog]

whenever i check on this blog my dash is altador cup.

[squeetok-blog]

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[squeetok-blog]

My face (because its been awhile)(i try to make the stupidest faces possible for your viewing pleasure)(jk i found this on my phone idk when i took it) and the kitten I got offered last night (because CATS)(i had to say no)(life is so hard).

[squeetok-blog]

if i get to rank 1 before the end of this month it will be a miracle.

[squeetok-blog]

finally decided to play some yyb.

comin' to the party late, yo.

[yourselfcola]

I don’t have a Neohome

I just have cabbage

Underwater cabbage

[gnorganfreeman-deactivated20131]

I would hate to be the slushie slinger shopowner her customers are so damn impatient

like bitch you just entered the shop of course your slushie ain’t ready yet unclench your fists and calm the fuck down man

[theusulsuspect]

they dont even pay

[squeetok-blog]

I need to change my avatar on neopets because it is nearly june and i still have the wintery raindorf one and it doesn't match my new green font at all.

But... I feel like the raindorf describes me. I am the raindorf.

[squeetok-blog]

This was the most beautifully executed casual insult of my life.

[squeetok-blog]

i picked brightvale.