aspiring drunk historian

[moseby]

I need boy advice help!

kill him

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

[ruinedchildhood]

[unclefather]

[weirdness-is-good]

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

[thebelchers]

[depechepacito]

*pours you a nice refreshing glass of thick water*

[africant]

[laukkuryssa]

Tiiätteks mitkä on täydellisiä? Karhujen korvat

[motorizedduck]

Translated:

Do you know what’s perfect? Bear ears

[jumpingjacktrash]

correct

[animatedtext]

requested by  sugar-with-salt

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[spadefish]

This man is my fucking hero

[dialnfornoir]

Addams Family Values (1993)

[luzialowe]

If this ain’t me

[renicula]