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my favourite thing about that Lucille Bluth “good for her” reaction image that’s so popular is that she’s referring to a news report about a woman who locked her 3 kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake.

haemus-deactivated20150612

astrology says my pussy is tight

thescruff-deactivated20170211

when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot

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elmurid

my favourite thing about that Lucille Bluth “good for her” reaction image that’s so popular is that she’s referring to a news report about a woman who locked her 3 kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake.

damnukids

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bioillogically

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

taquito

the sound squidward makes when he walks

blackmodel

thats what good pussy sounds like

maliciousindungeon

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

bob-belcher

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Haha whaaaat😜😜you’re really going to kill yourself???🤔…. before you let me clap those cheeks????? 😭😭 I hate youuuuuuuu😥😰

hellbabyfromhell

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

masterbake

I hate so much when people reply to posts with “I thought I was the only one”, but I thought I was the only one