Nothing to See Here

L, 30s.

[segamascott]

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[oneheadtoanother]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[vivacias]

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

did Scott McCloud transition or

[lilyblisslys]

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

[princessdraconic]

that's right, yet another beautiful woman with candy coloured hair has saved jerid messa's ratfuck of a life. we've informed her next of kin

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[nickyandmikey]

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

[beroyika]

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

[beroyika]

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[haropla]

do you ever just

find something in your folders you completely forgot about and proceed to lose your shit all over again

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[bagea]