Nothing to See Here

L, 30s.

[bagea]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[worm-strategist]

the good ending

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

white Heathcliff casting is of course unconscionable but I do think someone should have let a young Nic Cage take a crack at it. performance would have been crazy. imagine the accent work.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

he could have been the best white Heathcliff to ever do it.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

everyone making direct reference to Cage's performance in Moonstruck understands the vision perfectly

[not100bees]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

half gun; half car

[afuckingmosasaurus]

tank

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

blocked

[passionpeachy]

see this view? I earned it with hard work and dedication

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[markovchaingang]

"what do you mean 'what is the actual material harm that comes from this that causes it to be bad', you should just know it's bad automatically. it's called having a moral compass" -person whose moral framework consists solely of their knee-jerk emotional impulses

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[skipar00]

i like these guys,,,

these guys are my friends 🫶

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[peach-paradox]

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.