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askblog for my splatoon agents! all info can be found in the pinned post! (mod uses he/it, maintained by @sanitizarium)

[squidbeak-asktoon]

hi!! welcome to my askblog :] this is mainly about my new squidbeak splatoon agent ocs, but i might sprinkle in a few non-nss ocs as a treat.... i don’t know how to write descriptions like these so i’ll just put down some rules and basic information about the agents and myself ^-^ everything will be under the cut because it is Long but please read this before you send asks!

toyhouse folder with extra art/info of the agents can be found here!

rules and things to keep in mind

feel free to send anything that isn’t nsfw or otherwise gross! most of the agents may be adults (capn, four and eight), but i am not :(

remember that these are my own personal interpretations of the agents! please do not tell me that my agents are not canon compliant bc i know and Don’t Care

please be respectful when sending in asks! i would prefer no asks insulting any of the agents because apparently that’s a thing people do

DO NOT FOLLOW OR ENGAGE WITH THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE A TERF OR PROSHIPPER. PLEASE. you guys are nasty stay Far away im poking you with a stick

info about the agents!! (short intros)

agent/captain 3 (jay, they/he)

jay is the current captain of the new squidbeak splatoon! they’re an inktoling originally from just outside inkopolis plaza ^^ they joined the nss when they were 14 after being temporarily banned from turf war. they are currently 20 years old and dating four (agent 4) and amber (agent 8)!

agent 4 (four, they/them)

four is agent 4 of the new squidbeak splatoon! they’re an inkling and they’re currently 21 years old! they joined the nss when they were 16 recently after they moved into the inkopolis square area. they are dating jay (captain 3) and amber (agent 8)!

agent 8 (amber, they/she)

amber is agent 8 of the new squidbeak splatoon! she’s an octoling originally from the octarian domes and they are currently 20 years old! she joined the nss unofficially during her time in the deepsea metro, and officially about a week after they escaped (she was 17). she is dating jay (captain 3) and four (agent 4)!

new agent 3 (neo, they/them)

neo is the new agent 3 of the new squidbeak splatoon! they are an inktoling originally from the octarian domes, and they are currently 15 years old. as of the time this post is being written, they have not officially joined the nss.

new agent 3.2 (ember, he/him)

ember is the unofficial new agent 3.2 of the new squidbeak splatoon! he is a smallfry salmonid and is around the equivalent of 11 years old! his full name is third son of achyls, last ember of the scorched grounds :]

info about me! its me! :D

HI hello im the guy running this account! my name is ripley (he/it for me!) and i’ve been spinning these little guys around in my brain for about 4 years now... they mean a lot to me! this blog is only run by one person so please don’t expect a ton but i will try my best!!! my main blog is @sanitizarium and you can find more agent lore and art on there!!! thank you for showing interest in my funny little ocs it means a lot.....

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what are your favorite bands?

(jay) i'm a pretty big bottom feeders fan!!! i've got most of their cds and i've gone to a couple concerts ^^ i like em a lot

(four) my favourite band is probably hightide era!!! i don't listen to a ton of music like jay or amber, but their stuff is my favourite to battle to and it's usually what i turn on when i'm studying!!!

(amber) hmmm... that is a hard question? i don't think pearl and marina count as a band, so i guess my favourite band would be diss pair! i am also very partial to chirpy chips, though.

(neo) ehhhh....turquoise october is pretty good, but since i got to the surface i've gotta say that i really like wet socks (especially the songs featuring off the hook). i've started doing lots of turf war lately and their music is real fun to battle to... c-side is pretty good too though

(ember) to be honest i'm not sure!!! splatlandian and inkadian music is so much different than the salmonid music i'm used to!! it's all pretty cool..... if we're not counting omega-3, i'm a really big fan of whoever composed all the songs that played during the places in alterna!! it's really cool..

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so.... how fruity are yall cause i know what the hell you are

(jay) we're all fruity as hell!! there's not a single cishet in the entire nss.. me and eight are bi, four is pan, and i'm pretty sure neo mentioned offhand once that they're gay? also we're all some genre of trans (i'm personally transmasc)

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what side did the members pick for the latest splatfest so far?

(i think you meant spicy/sweet/sour, but i'm gonna answer for all the spl3 fests!)

(jay) i wasn't around to participate in the rock/paper/scissors splatfest, but if i was i would've chosen scissors!! for gear/grub/fun i went with grub, for grass/fire/water i was on fire and for spicy/sweet/sour i was on sour!!!

(four) i was on paper for rock/paper/scissors!!! after that, i was on team fun, then team grass, and then finally team sweet :D!!!

(amber) i have not participated in many splatfests for a couple years, so i did not really do the recent ones, but if i had to choose teams for them i would be on rock, gear, water and spicy!

(neo) i've only been to one splatfest so far, and i was on team sour for that one. i thought it was really fun... i might try the next one too if i feel up to it

(ember cannot participate in ink sports </3 rip he wouldve loved team grub)

[squidbeak-asktoon]

comfort objects?

jay's comfort item is their cape!! it was a gift from callie and marie shortly before they went on their recon mission around inkopolis bay (right before octo expansion), and they've kept it with them ever since! there's rarely a day where they don't wear it

four's is a zapfish plushie that marie handmade for them during hero mode 2!! this was right around when they were getting closer w/ her so it meant a lot to them!!

amber's comfort item is a squid pillow she got shortly after arriving on the surface! they needed something to hold at night bc sleeping was. not easy. so they picked up the pillow! they carry it around a lot

neo's item is the splatana they've owned since they were able to shift forms!! it's not in the best shape anymore so it can't be used in battles, but neo still really likes it so they keep it around

ember's is his pan!! it was passed down from someone else in his school, and he holds onto it to make sure it stays safe. he loves it a lot

[squidbeak-asktoon]

is neo transgender

(neo) yeah but you'll never know which flavour. gender is irrelevant to me i exist solely to be a menace

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question for everyone!! whats ur classpects

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jay!! first of all 🤝having two partners. i think thats pretty cool :] second of all, what's your favorite sonic game or character?

(jay) waaaaaa thank you!!! i'm personally a big fan of silver... but i also really like tails and blaze! my favourite game's GOTTA be the original sonic adventure!!! i love it so much :D

[squidbeak-asktoon]

who does everyone kin in homestuck

not even a day into this blog and i have already been dealt psychic damage (neo would kin karkat)

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jay! how's your relationship with the squid sisters?

(jay) i'd say it's really good!!! i missed doing missions with them a lot, and while i wasn't exactly...thrilled? that i became captain? it was worth it to go out on the field with them again. i care for them a lot. they're like sisters to me.

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all agents !! what are your favorite colors and foods/drinks?

(jay) i'm not too sure! i feel like i enjoy each colour equally? if i had to choose one, though, it would probably be red-pink! and my favourite food is whatever crusty sean's got going on... all his food is so good and i would lay down my life for a galactic schwaffle any day of the week

(four) YELLOW yellow it's yellow!! i love yellow and orange so much :D i really like anything baked, but my favourite food is probably strudels! they were the first big thing i learned to make when i started living on my own though, so i miiiiiight be a little biased :']

(amber) since i arrived to the surface, i have not found a favourite colour. i do not think i could choose any specific one that i like better than the rest. it's all so vibrant and beautiful! i love it all. same goes for food, but i am pretty partial to spicier food! callie introduced me to it about a couple weeks after i arrived, and it has been a staple of my diet since.

(neo) i dunno. probably red? maybe blue? obviously i like red since that's what i chose for my regular ink colour, but i do like the colour of the sky when it's clear. a lot prettier than the fake stuff in the domes. for food, i haven't eaten a lot, but i do like lemonade. jay brought some one day when we had lunch after the alterna incident, and i think it's pretty good.

(ember) OH i like green a lot!!!! reminds me of my school :P but also that marie lady is really nice to me and she's green so i guess i have something else to associate green with! for food i'm not allowed to go grab it myself since i'm "an illegal resident of splatsville" and "also 11 years old" BUT jay picks stuff up from the battle tower for me whenever they go play tableturf!!! my favourite from there has gotta be the salty melon special!!

[squidbeak-asktoon]

hey ember!! how are you adjusting to life as an agent/how's life in the city of chaos ?

(jay) he's settling in well!! he hasn't been living in splatsville long, but his favourite part by far is the food! we pick up drinks for him from crab-n-go sometimes, since he likes those a lot.

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asks for everyone are now open!! feel free to send whatever as long as you've read the rules!