squidcrimes

hannah | 29 | any pronouns | it's a book reference 🦑

[squidcrimes]

*having spent the last week treating euros and pounds like monopoly money* BUT WHAT IF I also take a very expensive detour at the end of this trip to go to NYC?

[squidcrimes]

Last day of work before vacation !!!! and it's a half dayyyy

[obsequist]

What’s CNC

Cookies n cream babie

[cherrypikkins]

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

[deadpowol]

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter

[im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere]

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

[mushroominawaterbottle]

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

[squidcrimes]

feel like Intuition is telling me to go out tonight...but that means I have to get ready to go oooooooout. so much work.

[squidcrimes]

I am Dressed. I am Going Out. I am Moderately Annoyed About 10:30 PM Sunlight. But I am Going.

[squidcrimes]

UPDATE new dj I haven't heard before and they're 🔥🔥🔥 also who said the youths don't dance (they don't dance as well as I do, but tbf, I had the benefit of a year in LA dancing at cool clubs and stealing cool people moves)

[squidcrimes]

feel like Intuition is telling me to go out tonight...but that means I have to get ready to go oooooooout. so much work.

[squidcrimes]

I am Dressed. I am Going Out. I am Moderately Annoyed About 10:30 PM Sunlight. But I am Going.

[squidcrimes]

feel like Intuition is telling me to go out tonight...but that means I have to get ready to go oooooooout. so much work.

[squidcrimes]

Not getting too specific, but my entire family is convinced I have a secret boyfriend. I don't have a secret boyfriend. But my mom is coming to stay at my place and watch my cat this month while I'm on vacation, and I fear my shower set up is not beating the Secret Boyfriend allegations:

[busket]

WARNING IF YOU HAVE A JOB DO NOT DO A JOYOUS AND LOVELY ACTIVITY WITH YOUR HOMIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK OR ELSE YOU WILL TRICK YOURSELF INTO THINKING ITS THE WEEKEND WHEN ITS REALLY ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[squidcrimes]

I got a garlic bulb tattoo a week ago, and a non-zero number of people have asked me, with absolutely zero humor or sarcasm, if it's because I'm afraid of vampires.

[villainwithacrush]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Found abusive family

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other