squid's evil lair

WELCOME TO MY LAIR WHERE I CAN BE EVIL 20

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[squiddy077]

sometimes i think im not gonna amount to anything in life then i realize i am absolutely correct if i dont do something about it fuck my inactivity fuck my procrastination fuck all of it i start now

[machinot]

Yeah man the utopia of infinite joy and contentment is awesome. There’s absolutely no hardship or pain. Well until people started bitching about getting bored of the infinite joy saying shit about “well if there’s no hardship then the joy gets dull and boring” so now we make sure every person gets punched really hard once a year. Completely fixes the problem

[squiddy077]

crazy how real life is this but backwards

[machinot]

Can i hire a guy to follow me around and tell me if the people around me think im weird

[squiddy077]

i do this for you for free

[smoothturtle0]

Hi sonar

[squiddy077]

I'm late but happy birthday

thank u

[machinot]

doctor: thats sick

Fireman: thats lit

drug dealer: thats dope

Sandwich: thats lettuce

[machinot]

im 1 second old

[squiddy077]

you are the youngest person ever!

[machinot]

doctor: thats sick

Fireman: thats lit

drug dealer: thats dope

Sandwich: thats lettuce

[squiddy077]

they call me the sandwich

[squiddy077]

Do not let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Insensitively helping someone is about a thousand times better than sensitively, compassionately not doing anything to help.

[shencomix]

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING

[squiddy077]

i struggle with getting this through my head but i'll continue to try.

[ibblescribbles]

Injury 💔

[machinot]

Let that bisexual girl have an ugly boyfriend if she wants. Dost thou judge a flower for loving dirt?

[machinot]

[machinot]

Me when I have to fuck birds to be woke or something

[squiddy077]

[squiddy077]

listen up, super nanny. your latest tasking is seeing you deployed to Oakland, California. recon teams confirm the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum has been infiltrated by the Child Anti-Christ. what was supposed to be a family friendly Monster Jam show has now become a ticking time bomb. understaffed food stalls and long bathroom lines means that this whiny crybaby is set to go thermonuclear at least halfway into the show. your objective is to neutralize the target before it incites a mass casualty incident in the arena. only God knows the carnage that this demonspawn will unleash upon this world. and remember, NO FLASHBANGS. we don't want a repeat of the incident in Miami.

[squiddy077]

when i try to make art and that self-doubt kicks in i like to put that feeling into a box and shake it until it's dead. that doesn't mean my art will be good though, i just gotta keep working at it

[machinot]

This is really inspirational if you replace “feeling” with “hamster

[squiddy077]

this is true

[squiddy077]

when i try to make art and that self-doubt kicks in i like to put that feeling into a box and shake it until it's dead. that doesn't mean my art will be good though, i just gotta keep working at it

[machinot]

Fun machifact: every machinot video has different machinot girls and when the video is finished their evil ghoulish souls are removed from their bodies and entombed in an impenetrable steel box buried deep underground never to be uncovered. Their empty MachiHusks are then discarded and burned (seen here). Every machinot goes to hell