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What fandom now? Just curious
Sally face, curiously. I expected to fall into something more witcher-like to be honest
"Why are you not writing anymore?"
To be honest, multiple reasons. Ive not completely lost interest in The Witcher, I think it's a great game series and book series and Netflix series still, I simply fell into a different fandom again, and am heavily focusing on that. I'm sorry.
Ok so like this usually isnt an art account but I'm dying to show you guys what i finished today because I adore him
BEARSON THE BREAKFAST BEAR!!!! Isnt he cute??
I hate how my brain can't decide if geralt is big strong himbo or thats just his exterior and he cries cause he misses his mom
It's childish, he told himself.
He was a witcher, for fuck's sake. He fought terrifying beasts which most couldn't even think of without shivering in fear on a daily fucking basis.
And yet here he was.
He lie awake in bed.
He longed for what he couldn't remember, for what he wasn't old enough at the time to realize he should cherish.
For being tucked in at night, for being read bedtime stories until his eyelids got heavy, for gentle hands running through his hair, for the few loving words that she had given him that haunted his dreams.
He longed for his mother, a mother who he didn't get to have.
And he wept.
if ur icon is geralt: ure a dom
if ur icon is jaskier: ure a sub
yeah but do you have to say it????
what does this say about me-
Witcher AU where everything is the same except roach has really long legs so geralt rides into town like this
I don’t remember making this while shitfaced drunk but please have it.
70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Y’all send me some please!!! :)
I haven’t done something like this before. Feel free to send me some!!
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Hey hey! I absolutely LOVE your writing and I was hoping I could request a prompt. I was wondering if you could write us a little bit about Vesemir taking care of Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel when they get back to Kaer Morhen for winter by making them omelets and any other kind of egg dish that tickles your fancy! Thank you <3
Lol I know this is a little late for the egg discourse, but I have feelings and a lot of bullshit to spew 😂.
-no warnings this is just dumb-
Ves gets home early every year bc he loves to prep for the boys and make sure their beds are stuffed with fresh straw and he has time to beat the cobwebs out of their living spaces and blankets.
In my head Ves has always been the resident spider killer.
He collects a few chickens and two roosters front he nearest town and breeds a whole flock of chickens
There's always eggs in every meal bc protein but also bc there's just so many fucking chickens
He refused to kill his children/grandchildren so the Kaer Morons are the ones to slaughter the chickens when they need one for meals. But he's tries to make sure they hunt more while they can to make the flock last through winter definitely not bc he's gone soft and cares about these chickens
This means HELLA protein and fat loaded meals early in the season bc they gotta use all the eggs which means, you guessed it, ~fluffy witchers~
When each witcher pup shows up they get sent straight to a bath, then when they come to the kitchen there's a massive omelette with all sorts of funky spices and goat cheese and even a lil bit of bacon.
When the boys feel homesick or they're having a particularly shitty day they make themselves an omelette (when they can) bc it's their coming home meal.
But Ves always makes them better
Geralt has to remind him that Jaskier is indeed human and can't have some of the wack ass spices the Witchers eat when he brings him the first winter.
Ves just rolls his eyes, but still nearly kills Jask bc he forgot.
"what did you use almonds for? It smells lovely, I'm just curious."
"Jaskier do not eat that!"
Ves does not need reminding after the look Geralt gives him.
Eskel and Lambert think this is hilarious
Ves buys Jaskier his own little herb seeds and they plant them in a pot in the kitchen
They call this the "human zone"
Jaskier is also very attached to the chickens. This becomes a BIG bonding point for him and Ves
They collect eggs every morning and take care of the birds and talk mad shit about Geralt.
You'd think they'd run out of things to say eventually, but Geralt keeps doing stupid shit, funny or actually annoying, and Jaskier LOVES that Geralt's father figure agrees with him. Even if it's only in grunts.
Every year, Ves releases the last chicken out into the wild. He cant bear the thought of his herd being completely eaten, even if he knows a monster or bear will get it quickly. It's the sentiment, you know?
This being said, I think Ves hates eggs bc they remind him of his boys and his chickens and he misses them over the summer.
Welcome to my brain, this is what the begining of a lot of my fics look like 😂 just absolute rambling nonsense. I'm truly sorry.
@king-finnigan i am having a stroke
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....warm????? Raw????? Eggs??????
Babe are you okay???????
This made me remember that Amber moons (cocktails containing whiskey/vodka, hot sauce, and a raw egg with the yolk intact) exist. Because of the sheer amount of eggs you're telling me they have and have to eat before they rot, im assuming they drink many of these.
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Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.
The Forgotten Pet, Part 1
Well guys, it's time! This is officially part 1 of the elf bard story! Sorry I kept you guys waiting for so long for a rather short start. In the next part we'll meet Jaskier and learn about his species and family.
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Geralt had a… passion of sorts. Luckily enough, it fit easily into his life of travelling the path, fighting monsters, whether they were beasts or… well, he didn’t like talking about that part.
He had a passion for finding new species, especially enjoyed finding passive ones. It was nice to meet a non-human creature that didn’t automatically attempt to rip his face off, not that humans didn’t usually try to. So, Geralt met all sorts of creatures through the years. Chorts, godlings, leshens, any that he found he charted in a notebook, which, of course, had its place in a little leather sleeve within his saddlebag, and when he returned home to Kaer Morhen each winter, his overfilled notebook would be stashed away deep within the cold halls, hidden under his pillow in his room, and at night he would read through, gentle to not smear the graphite scribbled across the pages as he reflected on the memories of the new creatures he had met that year, and before he would leave he would hide it away among the other books upon the shelves of the library.
He still remembered his first journal, scribbled messily in his childhood handwriting. He had looked at it his past winter in Kaer Morhen, still tucked away amongst the other books in the cold, vast library. He had written it long ago, still a child, still wracked with grief over memories of the mother who had abandoned him, and it was one of the few things that comforted him back then. It was all he could really remember of that time, staring out the window into the slightly too warm summer’s day, sunlight shining upon him as the other children ran about below, scribbling messily about the adventures he would have outside of the keep’s halls. He knew little about the real creatures he would find in the future, the contents of his first journal nothing but the mystical creatures that lived within his mind and within the fairytales his mother had read to him in a desperate attempt to get him to sleep on his restless nights.
And so here he was, upon the path, mind filled with excitement for the upcoming winter, getting to see his brothers again, getting to run old meetings with creatures through his mind, but first, he had to take his last contract before heading North to meet with his beloved brothers and equally beloved father.
Geralt made his way into town, perched atop Roach, who let out a snort as he lead her to trot closer to the notice board. Quite an empty notice board, he noticed, despite the size of the town, with just one sheet of parchment stuck to it, “LORD’S PET MISSING. 1000 CROWNS REWARD” scribbled across it. And who was Geralt to say no to such a high price? He goes and finds the lord’s dog, brings it back, makes a hefty 1000 crowns, and heads home, easy.
Turns out it wouldn’t be that simple.
What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?
Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
I gotta ask, which should I write first?
Raccoon witcher!
Jaskier gets Geralt turned into a raccoon via angry mage. General chaos ensues.
Or
Elf bard!
Jaskier is a member of a feral woodland elf species. He's cut off from his family and is taken in by Geralt. General chaos ensues.
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its incredible that im this annoying on here and im still mutuals with extremely cool people somehow lmao