Awful

[cybervoidd]

[9e978e]

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Thought I recognised this

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Writing in docs and it just corrected "Tau Centian" to "Tau Cetian", a form of the planet Tau Ceti's inhabitants (A real planet, specifically planet F I was refering to). It was indeed correct, the N didn't need to be there.

Google docs can do that, but it can't understand how to spell words like "immolate"

In conclusion I am going to lose my mind.

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Me: *Walks into a bank to cash in rolls of quarters* "You don't have to unroll them."

Teller: *Suspiciously unrolls one to reveal countless Chuck-E-Cheese tokens* "What the?"

Me: *Scrambling out of the bank with immense speed.*

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This deserved more attention fr

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“Max, you’re so fucking gay.”

“Chloe, we are literally dating.”

“Exactly.  That’s gay as hell.”

“Shut up.”

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She looks so pleasantly shocked, I can't describe it

[omanrucereal69]

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The storm wasn't from the time manipulation, it was because they were gay

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You don't have frizzy hair, your hair is simply becoming an mad scientist faster than the rest of you

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The Enter key is the most important fucking key on your keyboard while writing. Please use that shit.

The backspace key is the second most important cause that was some vile shit you just wrote, and ima have to ask you to delete that.

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I once wrote 'shark share' in an academic essay instead of 'lion share' and I think about that a lot.

Personally, I think shark share makes more sense.

My professor disagreed.

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Kill the people who say, "Kill your darlings."

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I don't like to share.

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Hey did you change your major yet?

Yes, it did take me 4 more times of extending the alarm though

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I hate when people are Aphobic. Like at the very least try to hide your disappointment that you're not able to have me.

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I alone am the reason that IRS agents carry firearms.