deus ex mothman-a

writer ✧ gemini ✧ she/her ✧ 22 for all things folklore, conspiracies, and fandom

[squiirby]

👽✩ hi i'm squiirby and i'm the worst ✩👽

✧ reasons why you should follow me ✧

you shouldn't

i promise you shouldn't

nothing good will come of it

i will eat the excess dirt out of your houseplants FOR FREE [[LIMITED TIME ONLY]]

i will show you EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF MOTHMAN

i have RADIATION POISONING (IT IS TERMINAL AND ALSO GROSS)

i WILL tell you what happened on MARCH 26th 1997

i have various problems including but not limited to tinnitus, parasites and a crippling addiction to chewing on electrical wire.

✧

my current interests are invader zim, don't hug me i'm scared, gravity falls, inside job, rick and morty, futurama etc etc. i will talk to you about literally any of that and also will wood and lemon demon.

peace out 🛸

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[trippin-on-apple]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[zedogica]

can you believe it guys? 17776! just a week away!

[zim-eatz-wafflez]

[ganymedesclock]

People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.

[tailornorata]

“It’s not that deep”

Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig.

[copperbadge]

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” is the best description of the fanfic attitude I’ve ever seen. 

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Bored

[syn4k]

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

[foodforthot]

there’s been a terrible accident at the i love you very much factory

[foodforthot]

there’s been a terrible accident at the kissing you tenderly factory

[foodforthot]

there’s been a terrible accident at the making sweet love to you factory

[foodforthot]

a lotta people are dead

[leslekieuart]

I love writing comics

[taku-otaku]

[lanabenikosdoormat-deactivated2]

sure a lot of the other companion crews can have their fair share of problems but nothing can capture the sheer terrible workplace aura of the agents. none of you people are friends. vector is holding the workplace atmosphere in tact by a thread.

[appletvgifs]

Severance (2022-present) Defiant Jazz (S01E07)

[sherrickmads]

h̵a̵l̵f̵ loop

[tarphi]

The We We are

[unfeltpleasures]

[thepileofclothesonyourdesk]

"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets