Confused and Amused

I'm Rebecca and I have a lot of unhealthy obsessions that I express through this website. Enjoy your stay.

[hsnccarsbending]

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

dont ask me about 2009

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[lonelyypetal]

basically

[catsbeaversandducks]

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[twitblr]

Loop hole

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

“Slide my boy a stack for his troubles”

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

an angel and a saint

[freutsch]

I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go

[squirrel-chaser]

Ressurection

Hello everybody, I know I’ve been dead for the last 15 years but I have reset my password and am about to get back into business if you were curious

[squirrel-chaser]

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*

me: lemme show you a trick or two

middle schoolers: *hand me a board*

me: this one's called stealing

me: *runs away with it*

[humoristics]

[midi-wizard]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[unclefather]

Why

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

[milfdud]

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change