My Mum Said I Couldn't :/

Luke/17/level 6 dogspotter I track the tag lubrican ig: luke.jw

[arandomthot]

This was not the ending I was expecting

[evilkakyoin]

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

[dongboss]

whats the surprise

[brucebocchi]

blood poisoning

[ear]

cheese is …….. milk meat

[pinkpolkabat]

hey op do u take constructive criticism

[ear]

no, im right

[champagnemanagement]

[catchymemes]

Shut up & take my money

[d1rtypaws]

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

[d1rtypaws]

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

[mrgulogulo]

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.

[trilllizard666]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Woke

[benevolentvulture]

Visit Original Link

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[airmercury]

[memewhore]

[emptycinema]

Fight me if you don’t think this is the best moment of any lipsync ever

[crimewave420]

[glitchkoi]

One of my fave things abt queer eye is when the gays do the thing where theyre super affectionate or they jump on a bed and roll around and hug and have a good time and then the like het cis man theyre currently helping like freezes for a second and isnt sure what to make of it before they take a step over the edge of fighting some of that internalized toxic masculinity and then goes!!!! “Hey guys look out here i come!!!!!” And the fab 5 are alwayS SO well receiving in it and welcome them and its just. So nice. Thats what we need.

[blondloki]

Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

[man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog]

“Not all men” you’re right, the fab 5 would never treat me like this.

[hustlerose]

john green was right about cock