CrunkGimplays

This is a Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Crankgameplays fan blog! I dont have the talent to make cool drawings and stuff so I just make some text posts about my thoughts on their videos. This is also my side blog, my main blog is terribletito11

[dankmemeuniversity]

[grimeclown]

Only major complaint about Pokémon Legends Arceus so far is that I can’t play it one-handed

[grimeclown]

Hm. It seems that I’ve become so lost in my fantasy of playing Pokémon while eating a sandwich that I’ve neglected to consider a very obvious interpretation of this comment

[neversarcastic]

When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

[fuks]

[squirrel-royalty]

Me: *watching any Markiplier video*

Me: god This Bitch is so stupid

[captainschmoe]

Momiplier: No, I don’t know him.

Momiplier: I have one son and his name isn’t Mark.

Momiplier: No idea who this silly naked man is.

[kasper-the-ghost]

I found out how you got here Jack!

[e-m-y-m-o-deactivated20191008]

Meanwhile…

*recorder is revealed*

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Father Ethan: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned 

Kinkiplier: Sorry Daddy, I’ve been bad

[the-sirens-sound-blog]

It would have been so much worse if Kinkiplier said:

“Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Father Ethan:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ohscheid-archive]

Like are we gonna see dat butt? Maybe the balls or even... the markischlong

THIS ASK MADE ME SCREAM

[xgoesbeepboopperryyyy-deactivat]

[marksandrec]

Marksandrec’s Super Dooper Popcorn Party #483

(Dialogue from Megamind.)

[crankgameplays]

ethanethanethan what is your shoe size? its um, for science

O_o 8.5 or 9 depending on the shoe

[squirrel-royalty]

I can share shoes with you

[squirrel-royalty]

Watch Mark fuck around and actually post nudes the chaos that would ensue

[madiesunny]

2012 vs 2018 for these guys tho

[crankgameplays]

What's a car?

its like feet but faster!

[squirrel-royalty]

And v expensive