Tols Can Be Baras Too

Potato sprinkled with social awkwardness and spice. ...That's pretty much it. [She/Her|Traditional Art|SFW for the Most Part]

[redeyedgazer]

BIG grillby commission for anon.

also, @nsfwingdata take a look uwu

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[sinisor-deactivated20200910]

NGHHHHNNN DADDY.

@nonbinary-gaster

[nonbinarygaster]

Hhhhhh

[mastermindren-deactivated202512]

@squishyskellies

[squishyskellies]

McFuckin' OOF-

[cursetale]

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«Last• Start • Next»

❦ Sooner or Later You’re Gonna be Mine ❦

Written by Staringback ❦ Read the story! ❦

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[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[dizzy-euphoria]

I really fucking needed this today please keep reblogging this today was awful

[featheriest-fiend-friend]

For all of us suffering from depression. Thanks for reblogging. I’m glad I saw this.

[porterr-robinson]

[swapdancepapyrus]

Yal need this in yo lives

[frozenhaart]

So… i saw this one post with cute clothes here on tumblr and i couldnt resist XD I AM SOOOO GONNA GET IT FOR HIM! maybe not exactly that short because i didnt find one with good quality but the long one for sure XD I am starting to hit your level of fashion @just-some-bones XD Boss © UT fandom Image © me

[cursetale]

❦ 129 ~ 133 ❦

«Last• Start • Next»

❦ Sooner or Later You’re Gonna be Mine ❦

Written by Staringback ❦ Read the story! ❦

• Keep me going! Buy the artist a coffee? ☕️( ´▿`)✏️ • Don’t forget to visit the original story by Staringback! 📝(´▿` )📚 ✅ Patrons on my Patreon made this post possible!

[lianasidhe-deactivated20181212]

i never showed you guys this random mettaton sketch did i? i like them with long hair and this is them “naked” as they get some new silicone ‘flesh’ in the colors they likes.

Broke artist, get more content more often and please keep me going with a sip of

💙❤️KO-FI❤️💙

[cursetale]

❦ 126 ~ 128❦

«Last• Start • Next»

❦ Sooner or Later You’re Gonna be Mine ❦

Written by Staringback ❦ Read the story! ❦

• Keep me going! Buy the artist a coffee? ☕️( ´▿`)✏️ • Don’t forget to visit the original story by Staringback! 📝(´▿` )📚 ✅ Patrons on my Patreon made this post possible!

[pools-of-venetianblue]

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

[bodecats]

Squish! That! Cat!

[yournewapartment]

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

[ryanhatesthis]

This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[laughterkey]

Always reblog

[leafaske]

It would go about as you’d expect.

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[moxiethesimplenerd]

Concept: We call this method “911 Pizza”

[harosais1]

Took a shot with Papyrus.

[redtomatofan]

If we're gonna have UT fem!Sans and fem!Pap, then we should have ALL the fem!Sans and fem!Paps (US, UF, SF, HT, etc...) ~~ LOL

Funny you mention it since there’s this lil thing I’ve been working on actually..!

Meet fem!Edge! The spiciest lady in the whole friggin Underground and Multiverse combined!

[sinisor-deactivated20200910]

HOLY FUCK. STEP ON ME MISTRESS

[mastermindren-deactivated202512]

Oh dear god she can crush me anyday

@squishyskellies looook

[squishyskellies]

AAAAAAA- ♡

[squishyskellies]

My take on Bara Grillby--I call him Eclypse--and his lovely niece, Felci Jade. Honestly? They're too precious for this world and my bud @the-masked-mun loves them as much as I do. ♡

[squishyskellies]

How do I tumblr again? God damn it-

[squishyskellies]

Hello. It me. Follow this beautiful person and give her love ----> @lianasidhe (+ @twofrick if you're older than 18) Her artwork is gorgeous and she's one of the sweetest sweethearts I know. Please support this absolute queen.

That's all. ♡♡♡

[twofrick-deactivated20181212]

“Ew dont follow that acc they call frisk a she-”

FIRST of all, I refer to them as Them.

Secondly, Frisk is deliberately left vague cause they represent the Player character. They can be any AGE, GENDER, ETHNICITY, etc.

To me, Frisk is two people in one, and goes by They, Them, He or She, they don’t give a rats ass what theyre referred to as.