Squishy

Cunt

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I feel like such an old fuck trying to navigate all of these buttons

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My favourite sub-type of posting is Green Buge posting with Mama posting being a close second

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Everything I have learned about muppet hole has been against my will and now I will become the hole-Batman to combat this evil

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DAE have no issue making friends when they were young, but now in their 20s can’t seem to form and maintain any real friendships that aren’t forced by proximity??

At 23 I’ve managed 2 friendships that are genuine, but not massively close. I’ve come to the conclusion that it MUST be me, because I’m the common denominator, but I try so hard to be nice and polite and ask questions without coming off as too nosy/invasive and also be funny but not seem like I’m trying too hard.

I constantly feel like I’m separated from everyone by a glass wall, and I’m always on the outside looking in? I don’t get it.

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I learned about the Muppet Joker yesterday, the Clown Lord today- when did the clown ecosystem become so vast? How many more clowns have I yet to discover? Am I a clown??

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Just learned about the muppet joker

Help

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I’m re-watching The (US) Office, and I keep pinging between hating and loving Michael Scott

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FUN FACT, I watched Joker (2019) and Folie à deux in the same week (The week that Folie came out; my local cinema was doing screenings of Joker to increase ticket sales), and now I have a CRIPPLING fear of Joaquin Phoenix.

My nightmares REVOLVE around Arthur Fleck. Did I find the films scary? No. Is Joaquin probably a nice guy that just acts really well? Yes. Would I ever be in the same room as him without shitting my pantaloons? Absolutely not!

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Can someone tell me how in the actual fuck my ED has me in a chokehold when that bitch’s fingers are so skinny they can’t fit around my neck???? Make it make sense

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Sprains grew up wanting to be real fractures but didn’t get the grades, they’re just really angry and try their best to imitate a fracture so your ankle still hurts like a bitch but oh well time for painkillers and walking it off because your bones are still intact.

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My boyfriend and I have this thing where one of us goes ‘MOW’ like a giant cat and then proceeds to violently rub ourselves onto the other person like said cat with absolutely no regard for personal space

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My boyfriend had to have emergency surgery this morning and when I got to visit him this afternoon, he (still really groggy from the aesthetic) just put his palm on my forehead and grunted in an approving way like master Oogway

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Sometimes I forget I have tattoos so when I look down at my arm I’m like !!!!!!!!