jarrick

other kermit selfshippers DNI. taken by alice. pet dad to hunter and selina. adult. i don’t do “pronouns”

[srjarrick]

it’s my worst enemy’s birthday or wtv. sigh. happy birthday shaniel

[srjarrick]

it’s this guy’s day today

[the-muppet-joker]

If you asked me to look after your home and returned to find it sopping wet and full of bugs, would you be mad considering my big, sopping wet eyes and buglike appearance? I think not. And that is because I am very demure, very mindful, and very modest. You could learn a thing or two from me about such ways...

[srjarrick]

i’m finding so much joy in your misery

[srjarrick]

bed time for me and kermie

[srjarrick]

[srjarrick]

sorry for making stupid ass allegations, Jarrick! just keep it up. the plot is thickening.

no harm babe no harm

[masschase]

thoughts on kermit the frog as a saint lieutenant?

- @srjarrick

...Jarrick it's been 5 years you need to stop calling me.

[srjarrick]

kiss me on the mouth

[srjarrick]

shan what the actual fuck

[srjarrick]

like not to go mask off but what the hell

[srjarrick]

shan what the actual fuck

[srjarrick]

Reveal yourself. I have your wife.

you fuck

[srjarrick]

fear the darkness, for i am the darkness

[saintsouttahell]

Your blog is the most pastel lavender ive ever seen

[srjarrick]

so i can’t have fun now?

[srjarrick]

fear the darkness, for i am the darkness

[srjarrick]

who you calling yellow bellied

[srjarrick]

you won’t beat shit shut up

[srjarrick]

poopy head

[srjarrick]

you won’t beat shit shut up

[srjarrick]

it is not sop

[srjarrick]

yes it is