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I am a simp first, and a human second

[pickle-1768]

hockey fans are crazy bc they’ll be like “😍😍😍” and it’s a picture of a wet rat

[burger3316271]

Will Smith Softball🪽🪽

[burger3316271]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[usssamwell]

Ilya in Heated Rivalry: You get boring side from your dad, yes?

Ilya in The Long Game: David is my best fucking friend.

[batsplash]

i heard snoopy x shane agenda and immediately signed to the cause

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gil-estel]

bonus:

[apitnobaka]

shane hollander, i know what you are

#mpregtruthers

[misslilies]

They're silly🐥

[isagaiia]

jayce is so greedy smh

[jayvikpregnancy]

[viktorianity]

does anyone remember that look viktor gave jayce behind his back when he saw him looking at mel?

yeah that was something, huh?

[lazylittledragon]

someone get this poor man a chair for the love of god

[viklooud]

Oi's animation gave me cuteness aggression so bad I had to do something about it

@oidingus 🖤

#jayvik #viktor #jaycetalis #arcane   

[oidingus]

I love this so much!

[oidingus]

I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha