It's Levi Baby

Hey, my name is Levi. I'm stuck here... Where I am. Shit is crazy. People tend to say that I'm a... playboy of sorts. I doubt that. I just know how to have fun.

[yanaklarialal]

[yanaklarialal]

[yanaklarialal]

[potwhale-deactivated20150416]

[familyfriendly-arson]

I could, yes. I kinda like to know names before I take my clothes off though, babe.

[srslystfulevi]

The name is Levi. What is yours beautiful?

[familyfriendly-arson]

Hell, if I had my phone I’d just show you. 

They were your typical naked photos of a female. Tits, ass, all that good stuff.

[srslystfulevi]

You could just show me the real thing if you wanted.

[familyfriendly-arson]

Talk to each other, I guess. Wait, they have our phones? Hopefully they don’t go through them because I have nudes on mine.

[srslystfulevi]

Nudes huh? Care to share what type of nudes those were?

[scottlorelai-blog]

I don’t think they really care whether or not we’re entertained… I mean.. if it is a they.. I don’t know, maybe it’s just one person. Sh— We should focus on finding a way out right? 

[srslystfulevi]

I honestly don't care if I get out. It's not like I have people missing me. But I guess yeah we should. I just haven't found much shit here that's honestly that interesting.

[familyfriendly-arson]

Are you serious? So I can’t watch Game of Thrones? Fuck

[srslystfulevi]

Seriously. Okay now I'm pissed. I thought yay vacation. But no. No alcohol. No cable. No fucking cheeseburgers. I am angry now. What do they expect us to do? Twiddle our thumbs? They could have at least left my cell, I had bubble witch on it.

[hadriians]

     ”Don’t you know how bad cheeseburgers are for you?”

[srslystfulevi]

"You're not one of those health freaks, are you? I mean... dude it's a cheeseburger. They are delicious. Who cares if they're good for you or not."

[nate-richardss-deactivated20150]

I have as much fun as an 18 year old could possibly imagine, but in our current circumstances, I’m assuming the amount of ‘fun’ is going to considerably less.

[srslystfulevi]

That's true. Still, they could have at least left some alcohol. I would have been fine with that.

[srslystfulevi]

Okay they have no cable. What the hell. I don't care where the hell I am, but the least they could fucking do is give us cable.

[o-dylanstiles]

[nate-richardss-deactivated20150]

Someone clearly has too much time on their hands.

[srslystfulevi]

You aren't wrong. But I have fun in life, that's the important part. What about you sweetheart? You have any fun?

[nate-richardss-deactivated20150]

So you wake up in a completely remote area; stranded from home, and all you can think about is food? 

[srslystfulevi]

This... Is possibly not the first time something like this has happened. So yeah, food is what I'm thinking about. I'm hungry as eff.

[srslystfulevi]

I would kill for a cheeseburger. Also does anyone know why I woke up with this massive headache? I did not think I partied this hard last night.