ssvm

[grayskymorning]

In Honor of Design

[100493503004422]

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[oneunlikelywizard]

All the science puns Argon

[hockeylvr42]

They can’t be gone, I cesium with my own two eyes

[ssam7733]

What a beautiful wedding.

the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[artjcf]

[shitshilarious]

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

[verticulars]

It’s crazy how much of yourself you can lose in a person.

[gifak-net]

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

slow clap

[brokentripod]

[the-silence-of-time]

[bisharpayevans]

i don’t get offered drugs as much as D.A.R.E told me I would

[ssam7733]

Leonardo DiCaprio is like whiskey; he gets better with age

laneyboggs3

[zodiac--signs]

Aries: strong opinions, unintentionally talks over you Taurus: clear voice, too sarcastic for most ppl Gemini: too many facial expressions, constantly moving Cancer: always worrying about smth Leo: smiles a lot, absolutely hates to see unhappy ppl Virgo: too…

[ssam7733]

basically

[cloudcas]

99.9% of my sentences start with

oh my god

yeah

no

basically

wait

so yeah

like

you know

oh

um

what

well

but

That’s a sentence right there

[ssam7733]

i want to die the way i came into this world, bloody and screaming

kisskissfallforme

[serene-indulgence]

[pizzapriince]

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

[eqotist-deactivated20130822]

[breakinq]

following back tons