Super Smash Headcanons

[smashing-blog]

Daisy: Strawberry milk don't taste like strawberry, but it sure as hell tastes pink.

Palutena: Tea.

Daisy: Girl, it's milk.

[smashy-headcanons]

I LOVED the headcanons you did for Toon Link and Mario! What about Toon Link and Luigi?

Sometimes, Toon Link and Luigi will switch hats for the fun of it.

Toon Link and Luigi get along well, partly because Luigi reminds Toon Link of Linebeck in some ways.

Toon Link and Luigi once tried to perform a spinning team combo attack during a match, and both ended up very dizzy afterwards.

[smashing-blog]

Daisy: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way.

Lucina: Wait, what’s the difference?

Daisy: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

[ssbheadcanons]

I feel like Ganondorf, having been raised in a society run, built, and maintained pretty much entirely by women, is far more respectful of the women on the Smash roster (unless they piss him off) than he is of the male ones. Also Goddesses help you if you demean, catcall, or harass a woman within earshot of him.

You are absolutely 100% right

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Richter: It’s double 4/20 day! Woohoo!

Simon: Richter, you’ve literally never touched mary-jane in your life.

Richter: Get with the times old man.

Simon: I’ve done more drugs than you.

[smashing-blog]

Rosalina: You know that's not a stress ball, right? It's a lemon.

Daisy: Let me have my process.

[virovac]

Metroid Villains Smash Bros headcanon: Movie Night

Dark Samus and Ridley will put aside their differences to commandeer the best home theater system for monster/horror movie marathons.

Dark Samus of enjoys many bad or experimental films that tried to do something different or give the monster characterization, such as H.R Giger’s Species. (She made  strange noises during Alien Resurrection that others suspect may have been sobbing.)

Ridley prefers high production giant monster movies and slashers.

Other frequent attendants include Ness and Bowser Jr (when the movie isn’t too mature), the Inklings, Sonic, and Snake.

Sonic and Snake are most often there primarily to watch the kids not trusting the Metroid villains around them.

[smashing-blog]

Ness: What’s buzzin’?

Bowser Jr, getting chased by a swarm of bees: Not FUNNY!!

[virovac]

Smash Bros Ultimate Headcanon

When the other smashers want to distract Dark Samus from wandering around and going through people’s stuff, they put on ballet videos.

She’ll watch mesmerized for hours.

[smashy-headcanons]

After breaking a few Game Boys, some cars, and a pair of Guardian Orbitars, Chrom is no longer allowed to borrow things. Especially from Pit.

(submitted by specternabbermaiori)

[virovac]

That’s their dynamic in Smash Bros headcanons for me. 

Dark Samus to Ridley is like the dealer for a drug you’ve sworn off.

Dark Samus got more cautious and wary of Samus as time went on. 

[smashy-headcanons]

Any headcanons with my mains, Pit (and by extension Dark Pit), Ness, and Marth?

Dark Pit is secretly insecure about his status as Pit’s copy. He feels like an individual person separate from Pit and wants to believe he is, but he sometimes feels insecure due to the number of people referring to him as a copy.

Marth always knits his “wrapping paper” out of yarn whenever wrapping gifts because the one time he tried to use actual wrapping paper he covered the entire thing in tape and got covered in torn wrapping paper and tape himself.

Considering how little Ness’s dad is actually home, the other fighters were surprised to hear how close Ness is to him. Olimar was the one who understood the most.

[smashing-blog]

Inkling Girl: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?

Ness: What?

Inkling Girl: Lmayo.

Ness:

[smashy-headcanons]

Kirby tries to do everyone's taunts. This includes Ganondorf, Luigi, sonic and Wii Fit Trainer's Taunts.

I can’t handle cuteness of this capacity.

[smashy-headcanons]

How does Sheik react to BOTW Link and ALBW Zelda? They've never met until noe

Sheik admires Zelda’s bold spirit and her quick-thinking tactical mindset. Sometimes they jokingly wonder if this Zelda got the Triforce of Wisdom or the Triforce of Courage.

They like Link’s resourcefulness, and they’re very impressed by this Link’s “outside-the-box” problem solving skills, though Sheik is confused at how this Link can perform aerial motorcycle bow snipes one second and then trip over a leaf while standing still ten seconds later.

[smashing-blog]

Daisy: What are you doing here?

Lucina: Running from my problems.

Daisy, opening the door: Come on in.

[smashy-headcanons]

Incineroar really dislikes closed doors, and will open any closed door it sees. Even if it’s open by just a crack, it’s much better than a closed door.