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mia | 31 | she | liker of swords | sideblog of @girlwithhorn/@plainwaterpdf

[alreadyontomorrow]

I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute

[slutstarlet]

[viralfrog]

[sailatina3]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[moreclaypigeons]

Sometimes there's an elaborate bit, and then you commit to it and put a lot of time into creating something with it, pick up a new hobby or two... anyway. Here's Gatsby Great The

[moreclaypigeons]

Wow people really liked this, or were at least confused by it!

Here's a digital copy of it, along with a plaintext version, prepared-to-bind version, and the cover.

Free to use, go wild. Gatsby is in the public domain after all<3 Just don't claim as your own y'all know how this goes right

[moreclaypigeons]

i forgot to put it in the original, but when I went to fedex to pick up the pages, the employee said,

"If only there was an efficient way to read The Great Gatsby"

[itsbenedict]

[mischievous-mami-deactivated202]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[rathayibacter]

movie title: DICK GRINDER

scene one: dimly lit night scene where a character we'll never see again gets his dick mutilated by what is implied to be a sentient meat grinder

scene two: daytime. our protagonist is wearing glasses and giving a lecture to a class of bored high school or college students. "what.. is... a meat grinder?" he looks around the classroom expectantly, then begins writing on the chalkboard. "and would it feel good... to fuck one?"

[swamphenwitch]

scene two cont: the camera pans down to a name plate on the lectern "DR RICHARD GRINDER"

[rathayibacter]

we did it

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[exuberantocean]

That boy is going places.