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mia | 31 | she | liker of swords | sideblog of @girlwithhorn/@plainwaterpdf

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[segamascott]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[vimbry-moved]

[ursiday]

Alley cat

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[maykitz]

the soviets were highly distinguished in moe engineering and warfare, pictured here the famous "bunny hat" for cute operations

[cutehotsexycool]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[humperxhumper]

stand behind me i protect you. stand beside me i respect you. stand in my way i show no mercy

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[cosmicanger]

[akashicrecord]

If you knew what i'm capable of with a block of parmesan cheese and a carton of heavy whipping cream, you would kill yourself

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

Give me a lemon too and it’s over for the rest of you

[akashicrecord]

⬆️ this bitch cooks

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[mastersofthe80s]

David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Who are the dudes holding them?

[cipheramnesia]

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[reapering]

out in public looking tortured