A beautiful speech written by Rogan Johnson, Bernard's grand nephew, who has never met Dingo in his life.
Born on November 11th, Dingo Verpa was a Man, Myth, and Legend. His Axe bodyspray have touched our noses very gently everytime he enters a room.
Growing up, Verpa ate alligator and dirt like the swag bastard he is. His best friend, Yonny Dahlström, awakening the homosexuality within his soul.
Surviving the Ohri climate crisis of 1993, Dingo presues the art of masculinity and not showering, becoming his most iconic trait known to everyone around him.
Joining the Rescue Corps, Dingo fell victim to the Smitty Conspiracies 2012 PNF-404 Incident, a not so well documented tragic event that scarred Verpa for life.
John Smitty, the at the time 20 year old youtuber conspiracy theorist, never released any public apology for his crimes. However, David Freeman, another Youtuber whom was barely involved at all, released a public apology video after concerns were brought up about his history of cyber bullying Smitty online since 2009.
After the 2012 incident, 3 years later, Dingo would marry his fellow coworker and childhood best friend, Yonny Dahlström. In which their marriage lasted until the 2050s.
After Dahlström passed away earlier this year, Dingo was heartbroken and became extremely senile, in which he would post his degrading health on a social platform you might all be familiar with, until finally, in June 29th, he passes away peacefully.
Dingo Verpa, may you rest in peace with the stars, God, or science, depending on what you believe in.
