its-a-party-in-the-u-r-gay

[saltedume]

[moon111111]

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[depsidase]

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[bewbin]

not a decision made lightly but im proud to finally announce that i will be getting panda express for lunch today. thank you for everybody whos supported me

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]