Jul 22
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live by the shrimp. die by the shrimp.
@lesbeid0u
Ares | she/they | 24
You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
desired you while the women flee
Jul 22
Virgo by Artem Chebokha
Jul 22
you start to understand why they invented the bed
Jul 22
I deman you to do it ?
Jul 21
got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"
Jul 21
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
Jul 21
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
Jul 21
Jul 21
no you dont masaru
Jul 21
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
Jul 21
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
Jul 21
fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all
Jul 21
he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
You forgot the other two.
Jul 21
whoops
