live by the shrimp. die by the shrimp.

Ares | she/they | 24 

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[vincentspork]

String cheese dance mat

[vincentspork]

Queso plug & play

[vincentspork]

Lost media

[vincentspork]

ENCONTRAR

[kosmogrl]

[fishheadakira]

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[thecollectibles]

Virgo by Artem Chebokha

[spiderbasil]

you start to understand why they invented the bed

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[mystacinya]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[uwumoyo]