Local Bitch

[valtsv]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

[sneakybats]

[sweatermuppet]

men i would hold by the scruff of the neck & wash with dawn dish soap in the kitchen sink

[thefinalpaperheart]

[wildwithlight]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

[campyvillain]

ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack

[memorycycle]

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

[memorycycle]

target audience

[wav48k]

oh my god

[filmgifs]

Hugh Dancy as Prince Charmont — ELLA ENCHANTED (2004) dir. Tommy O'Haver

[crystallineknowledge]

Rhiannon || Fleetwood Mac Live, 1978

[eroscestlavie]

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

[aletheyass]

i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink

[featheredadora]

i love you seagulls i love you pigeons i love you magpies i love you little sparrows that carry way too much in their beaks i love you big crows that hop along the floor i love you birds

[audientvoid13]

“Overthinker” – Nicolae Scarlat, 2020

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[allaboutrings]

Victorian 9k Yellow Gold Garnet Heart Ring