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JBB: An Artblog!
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Animal Crossing: Wild World (おいでよ どうぶつの森) ✰ 2005
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I'm sure some tea would have fixed Ophelia.
I have the type of neurodivergence exclusively represented in the context of serial killers but in real life it just makes you a weird nerd with complexes. I'm like if dexter didn't kill people but his internal monologue was exactly the same for no reason
I walk around like "they don't know I'm a hollow simulacrum of a human being but whenever someone gets close enough they start noticing something is wrong with me" & really what people are picking up on is that I just seem kind of nervous
People in real life: hey man how's it going
Me, thinking: they're onto me
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
@theshitpostcalligrapher
I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me
People adapt. Careers twist. Interests coexist. Skills transfer. Support systems matter. Life continues.
Would like to apologise to all my mutuals who ever dmed me and later became a victim of my terrible communication skills 🥀🥀
“abs or biceps?” cheeks man. i’m gonna squish tf out of them with a full googly woogly woosh.
A good friend group is one that can be confused for a polycule
If I had capital-s Superpowers I wouldn't use them to punch alien gods, I'd use them to become a science youtuber.
"Hi guys, welcome back to the channel, I've got a real treat for you today! You might notice the lab looks different, I didn't want to risk putting anyone else in danger with today's experiment and if you've been reading the news this week you'll know that a bunch of big important people on Earth are pretty mad at me right now, so I'm shooting this episode on the moon!
"This is uranium-238, an extremely rarified form of the uranium used in some nuclear reactors. If I get the camera closer, you see that 'snow' appearing in the image? That's caused by individual radioactive ions escaping from the uranium. It's warm to the touch and very pliable. See how easily it's bending? Compare that to how much force I had to use to flatten out that tungsten cube last week, remember how that took both hands?
"Anyway, I know what you're going to ask,"
*voice clip of Snake from metal gear solid saying 'But how does it taste?'*
"Well, we're going to find out! I'm just going to tear off a tiny bit here... Hmm. The taste and texture is similar to lead, but warm and a little fizzy. That would be from those escaping ions hitting the skin cells of my tongue and bouncing off. I'd better spit this out quickly, if one of those bounces back into the uranium it could-
*a loud but muffled explosion sound is heard*
"Okay, so that was what's called a fission reaction! A little nuclear explosion went off in my mouth! That was certainly a new experience, I don't think I want to do that again. It wasn't nearly as much fun as the lava I ate back in the Hawaii video.
"Well, I'm going end this one here and get all these things ready for the next part of their journey. Stay tuned for part 2, where we see what happens when I throw the world's entire nuclear arsenal into the sun! As always, stay safe, stay curious, and have a Super day!"
*voice clip of Snake from
metal gear solid saying
'But how does it taste?’*
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
do i really need to caption this
it is 1976. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air. it is 2026. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air.
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
It’s back on my dash. 😂
LESSONS LEARNED LEARNING MEDICINE-155
1-People who ignore their feelings will also overlook yours.
2-Apologies have no meaning if you need to ask for one.
3-In the corporate world, decisions in the best interest of your client may be more important than decisions to please your boss.
4-Never expect truth from those who are never honest with themselves.
5-There will be people in your life that will never be able to understand you; it's alright.
7-Not everyone in your life is meant to be in your life indefinitely.
8-In order to view the world from the highest mountains, you need to climb from the deepest of valleys.
9-It is your responsibility to define your value in the world, not others.
10-The person who cannot own their own mistakes will spend a lifetime blaming you for their mistakes
Source: LESSONS LEARNED LEARNING MEDICINE-155
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old
Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.