[dailycatsblog]

[lovebythemoonxo]

Me today

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[daddyfuckedme]

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[lakevida]

all the heterosexual women i went to school with are getting engaged to their dogshit boyfriends because they need to secure new health insurance before aging off their parents plan its so bleak and scary. slip poison into his code red mountain dew and get out of union kentucky girl you are in fucking peril

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[slavicafire]

weekend? more like weakened. let me rest

[sentimentalbeing2001]

bell hooks

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[sacred-portal]

[maykitz]

[dailycatsblog]

[hymnism]

stop worrying about protein and start worrying about fiber