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what the hell is a creamy dp

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oh it’s double penetration

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[ssweetrelieving]

literally trying my best to get a load of this guy

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[ssweetrelieving]

i wish i was cool like ryan gosling (colt seavers) in the fall guy

[snoopywoopyy]

really sad to watch someone you love become a boymom but unfortunately there is nothing to be done. she's too far gone. she'll make weird comments about her daughter and talk about how much she wishes she could just marry her son and everyone but you will nod along like this is perfectly normal. she'll become really misogynistic and the cycle will continue. if you say anything she'll look at you like you're stupid

[ssweetrelieving]

what the hell is a creamy dp

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industrial sized fireworks going off right by my damn window….

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[goshyesvintageads]

[ssweetrelieving]

sigh, oh Baron Humbert von Gikkingen…

[ssweetrelieving]

i just came across an ao3 author who’s entire works consists of spencer agnew smosh fics, including spencer agnew/reader (you) mafia boss whump fics. this and incredible niche i’ve come across, this is the kind of author i aspire to be

[taydivorce]

unrequited father son relationship

[ssweetrelieving]

owww my penis injuryyyuhhhh

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every folk strokes it differently or whatever they say

[pjackk]

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life

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me and my dad friends at the pool ^_^

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assessing the dads to determine who they’d be in Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator