}( l l l ) @stabbeetle - Tumblr Blog

hi, my name is buggy, but you can call me skuggy. i like bugs and doing things. my friend held me at very passive gunpoint to make this blog like an eternity ago, so i’m here now. my url is a pun because...stag beetles....stab...

also i am a butcher.

please carry on your day and do not acknowledge my existence, i come here for bugs and bugs only. goodbye stranger

inbox / about

#promo #queued #((god. im on my bullshit again))#((i just wuldlike somethinge 2 draw and i missed my son))#art #not an ask #intro #clove jr #((i tried so hard to write a blurb but alas writer's block destroyed me and i couldnt think of ANYTHING ahh))

toesuckler

the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage

#i havent reblogged here in ages but this felt necessary #I 💙 Cleavage #ic blogging

#i dont know whag else to post here #how are we hanging are we all still alive #have any of you motherfuckers seen morbius. have you been lying to me.#txt #ic blogging #not an ask #grabbing the bars of my enclosure and shaking them #queued

when the fuck am i 26

#txt #ic blogging #(i dont know why i made him 26 on this blog but ok girl get it i giess!)#(will i change it back? completely depends on whether i care enough 2)

your ex is pregnant how do you feel about that

hi anonymous. first of all id like to say that i am at least 70% sure anyone ive ever dated probably couldnt bear children. second of all the only person i have ever formally dated and i guess broken up with is years dead now so id sure hope he isn’t? third of all if you are referring to farrow i have never once felt anything for that beast and i hope he has a misca

#i’m sorry. that’s a horrible thing to say. but i know for a fact that he can’t bring more farrows into this world so maybe its okay.#i can at least rest easy because i know damn well it wasn’t me #ask #anon #((NOT SKUGGYS FUCKING INBOX TOO))

btw. my name’s actually been oscar for 25 years. i don’t know who the fuck buggy is. i’ve been pretending i’m his “roleswap” this entire time. i have a wife and kids at home. i don’t even live in salem

#ic blogging #not an ask #skhdjakajhd this is all we’ve got love. i cant repeat a joke twice #april fools

you look like you would be my best friend. you look so loveable like little puppy. i wish i could wrap you up in soft blanket and give you snacks and maybe we could watch movies. kill some people

dont say that to my face ever again

although, if you’re my friend, a sleepover sounds cool i guess. (i’m not about to condone getting my friends into murder though. that is a whole 30 years of therapy you’re gonna have to look forward to)