Timer, 2009 John Patrick Amedori
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Timer, 2009 John Patrick Amedori
Timer, 2009
Emma Caulfield, John Patrick Amedori
As an INTJ female, this amuses me :)
Portia de Rossi as Lindsay Bluth Fünke in Arrested Development
Photos 1-5: Season 2 Episode 6 “Afternoon Delight”, 2004-05 Photos 6-10: Season 4 Episode 3 “Indian Takers”, 2013
Adventurous Man and His Brave Pet Chicken Are Sailing Around the World Together
me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*
cat: *purrs*
me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.
I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
Bad Time for Social Anxiety 🔪 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle & @jayisjo)
The Little Mermaid: Shorter Version 🦀
Four rich fathers go golfing.
One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.
The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top! He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”
The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”
Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.
The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”
The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”
Reblog to support proud father and his sugar baby gay son.
Gives me life