[totaldowner]

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[paverics]

“eurovision should be apolitical!” eurovision was literally born from politics. what the fuck are you talking about

[mysharona1987]

[achillesinhighheels]

wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation

[staceylegs]

Doing a 23 and me just to see it says I'm 100% British and Irish, 95% English. Ah yes just a casual rural peasant of Yorkshire

[staceylegs]

If you park your car completely on the pavement/ make it so pedestrians now have to walk around your car...I will scratch it or ensure my bag smashes against the wing mirror.

Don't park selfishly, from a fellow driver and rider. 🚗 🏍️

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

[staceylegs]

Interesting thing about being childfree and approaching my 30s. I'm learning to ride a motorbike and so far have 3 cats. At this age, my mum had 3 children. Idk if I can handle a 4th cat.

[dumbpuppyfag]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[redstonedust]

it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

[b4bych1st]

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

[redstonedust]

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

[staceylegs]

Idk whether this is an autistic thing or not. But yes I understand the person being paid more than I could ever fathom has more responsibilities... But why are they allowed to be so digitally illiterate if it's essential to the role?!? I have more digital skills and common sense in my pinky finger.

I literally don't care about emails. Why do I have to add fluff into them... Just get to the point. Also they know who it's from so saying "regards" "best wishes" "thanks" and my name is unnecessary. If I'm ever a manager I'm only hiring autistic people.

[snakeautistic]

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

[moonlight-mindfulness]

Somewhat connected to this is also how pissed off you get when this type of person suddenly becomes all deep in their 20s asking questions you had figured out for yourself at age eight. I don't wonder why a bit of a god complex is common in neurodivergents because when this was the treatment you lived with and then those same people do a pretentious 180 as adults you just end up resenting them and valuing your emotional intelligence or general intelligence higher.

[staceylegs]

Going from someone who wasn't interested in driving at all and was happy on public transport, to getting an automatic car license and now on the way to get a manual motorbike license....is a very strange pipeline. Yeah I still hate other car drivers who flaunt the rules and try to intimidate me in my small yellow car. But now I can zoooom away.

My 18 year old autistic self would be bamboozled at the fact that we can drive at all.