My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer
Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer

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My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer
Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Okay, couple of things since I've gotten responses to my video...
I know air conditioners aren't inexpensive. But they are a good investment. Spending $400 now can make the next ten years of your life remarkably better. If you can't afford that, that sucks. But if you can afford it, do it.
It's weird to say "people are dying" in response to a video where I explicitly say "people are dying." I literally bring up that other places have this heat without the deaths because they have A/C, and have repeatedly said in the past that this is a needed investment in places like the UK now because of how many people are dying because of the heat. That is literally part of my whole point.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C when you add it. We have brick houses in Wisconsin too. Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C. Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
Buildings that trap heat are also good at holding in A/C.
It doesn't even get that cold in the UK.
(Strokes penis, shushing gently) There there. Easy now.
(Holding out a handful of oats) Atta girl…
Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.
everyone on dropout has this bloodthirsty look in their eyes like they'd kill you in an instant for a cameo in brooklyn 99
man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.
GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS
oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety
*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*
"password is incorrect"
*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*
mina eating a single popcorn
(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good
(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
"I want to be a dragon."