he fell for the soup!

twenties / i watch waaaay too much tv / loitering here since 2011

[staliaofthefork]

milojamesthatch -> staliaofthefork

[weirdchurchgirl]

"she is the virgin-harlot—witty, vulgar, cruel, as destructive in her whims as a coriolis storm.”

st. alia of the knife

[runasulienadanika]

rip Alia Atreides, you would've loved to be aborted

[besspaerl]

No. I’m different.

I didn’t want to be different.

[guerrillatech]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[ouiouhie]

over-meow-pensate 😼

[a-dream-seeking-light]

anya taylor-joy as alia atreides dune: part three (2026) dir. denis villeneuve

[masturbatingtoasmr]

[arloize]

coincidence

[therozanov]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.01

[realanimalfacts]

11. A ladybug is too small to operate a forklift.

[weardes]

[rook-brightsilver]

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

[doubtsandpixiedust]

The Phandshakes

Literally anything except actually holding hands 💜

[perseusfrodoswiftpevensiegray]

Lestat's mantra be like:

[unalivejournal]