Stalker Bride

Fan of: Sidney Crosby's glutes, Pittsburgh Penguins #grosshockeyemotions... this is essentially a hockey blog with flashes of random literary memes.

[stalkerbrides]

I got bored and made a thing. I love my jerseys.

[pimpim90]

[stalkerbrides]

YAY

[isetthetone]

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[urie]

oh, okay. i see. you think rpf has nothing to do with you. you go on the internet and say heated rivalry rpf is immoral and invasive because you’re trying to tell the world that you care too much about these actors to read fic about them, but what you don’t know is that the rpf is not just a byproduct of their good chemistry, it's not just parasociality, it’s actually the only next logical step.

you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2011, hbo produced a documentary series about the washington capitals vs pittsburgh penguins stadium series, and then i think it was on livejournal, wasn't it, that sidney crosby/alexander ovechkin hockey rpf began to really circulate widely. and then sid/ovi rpf quickly showed up in the collection of several prolific fanfic writers. then it filtered down through tumblr and ao3 and then trickled on down to miss rachel reid herself, who no doubt was the first to be brave enough to send it to print

however, heated rivalry represents millions of works by countless hockey rpfers, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from rpf when, in fact, you’re watching a tv show that was selected for you by the same rpfers you're condemning... from a pile of "stuff"

[rimouskis]

the people have spoken

[couthbbg]

"Walking Home from Oak-Head," Mary Oliver x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x

[stalkerbrides]

Can someone help me? Which PWHL team should I follow?

Fuck any transphobes or Red cap wearing bitches. Want to AVOID.

I’m a Pens fan so sadly no Pittsburgh team (yet!)

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[stalkerbrides]

2 months? God I’m still thinking of things people said 20 years ago 🫤

[stalkerbrides]

IF it’s the end of Geno’s Pens career (and Kyle you and me are gonna have a massive fucking problem if it is)….

Then G deserves another chance at playoff games back in Pittsburgh.

So glad the guys got it done. Let’s Go Pens!

[rimouskis]

it was always about the love

[stalkerbrides]

This ain’t it, Pens.

[stalkerbrides]

Not being able to find a stream of Josh and Army’s broadcast is KILLING me.

These national guys are terrible. Hate them.

[stalkerbrides]

[stalkerbrides]

Today is my ‘Sidney Crosby’ anniversary. I first saved a gif of this magnificent specimen to my phone a year ago… I had seen him appear on tumblr and thought huh. Hockey boy = pretty. (the next pic saved was that locker room pic of his insane butt…you know the one.)

A few weeks later I decided to stay up until midnight and watch Game 1 of the PIT/CBJ playoffs… it was all downhill from there. I learned the game, the players and felt more adrenaline and anxiety than I’d felt for years, just watching a game on my TV!

I now own 3 jerseys. More tshirts than I know what to do with. A scarf! A Sid cushion?! I’ve seen 2 hockey games in the U.K. and am planning a Pittsburgh trip hopefully for this October.

All because this dude’s curls and tongue were entrancing. And he also happens to stick handle like a dream. Thanks Sid.

[stalkerbrides]

9 years later…. Man I still love this dude.

2 Pittsburgh trips later (they beat the Flyers 7-1 in the best game I ever saw live).

Wow, thanks Sid 🐧💛🖤 please stay a Penguin forever.

[stalkerbrides]

[samgirard]

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