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he’s such a hoe, i love it

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

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This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this

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it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.

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Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important

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nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!

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this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.

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Not what I reblog onto here normally but this is important.

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NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

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Hi hello even if you are not a woman please reblog this.

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Please please please reblog this 

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seriously take the time to read this fully through, even if you are busy it is so important and vital, please!!!

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This can save a life.

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Boost

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You see someone eyeing someone suspiciously you tell the one they’re looking at

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Stay safe!❤

[fluffmilton]

every single one of you needs to read this and then reblog it. it can save a life.

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I know this isn’t Hamilton but it’s so important!

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I can’t not reblog this.

[alwaysbewoke]

Few posts deserve 1 million notes but this one absolutely does.

[smuttyfairy]

Mobile Masterlist

Our Self-written Scenarios

(highest number = most recently written)

✽ = indicates +100 notes

BTS -

2. Light Of My Life (angst) - Jungkook x reader

6. Relaxing Shower (M) - Suga x reader

7. One Too Many: Jagi version* | Noona version* (fluff) - Jungkook x reader

8. Home (M)* - Jimin x reader

10. Poured Up (M)* - Suga x reader

11. RoyalBTS!AU Series (discontinued) - members x reader

12. Be Mine? (fluff)* - Jungkook x reader

13. Be Mine? (Jimin vers. of original one above) (fluff)* - Jimin x reader

14. BTS SPY!AU series (discontinued) - members x reader

15. Vampire!AU: Eternal: Prologue* | Part 1 (M)* | Part 1.5 (M)* |

17. Relevation (M)* - Jungkook x reader

18. Supernatural!AU: Immolate (angst)* - Jungkook x reader

19. Mine (M): Noona Version* | Younger Version* - Jungkook x reader

20. A Faulty Goodbye (angst) - Taehyung x reader

EXO -

1. Confession: Part 1 (angst)* | Part 2 (M)* - Chanyeol x reader

4. Happy Birthday (M)* - Sehun x reader

9. A Day at the Amusement Park (fluff)* - Kai x reader

GOT7 -

3. I’ve Missed You (M)* - JB x reader

5. Risks (M)* - Junior x reader

16. Public Punishment (M)* - JB x reader

BTS -

1. Be Mine? (fluff)* - Jungkook x reader

2. Dom!Jin* (snaps)

3. Fake Texts from Jungkook #1*

4. Fake Texts from Jungkook #2*

5. Dom!Jungkook (snaps)* 

6. Mine (M): Noona Version* | Younger Version* - Jungkook x reader

7. Fake Texts from Jungkook #3

8. Fake Texts from Jungkook #4

9. Fake Texts from Baekhyun

EXO -

1. Head Over Heels (M)* - Kai x reader

5. Frozen Water Vapor (M)* - Baekhyun x reader x Chanyeol

BTS -

2. Weathervane!Jungkook: Weathervane: Prologue* |

GOT7 - 

3. I Bet It Stung (M)* - Mark x reader, Bambam x reader

4. Bad Dracula (M)* - Bambam x Lisa x reader

6. She Knows (M)* - Jinyoung x reader

JAY PARK -

7. Second Thoughts (M) - Jay Park x reader

EXO -

1. Lust (M)* - Kai x reader x Sehun

BTS -

2. Sweet, Sexy You (M)* - Jungkook x reader x Namjoon

MONSTA X -

3. Mango Kisses in the Rain (fluff)* - Wonho x reader

JAY PARK -

4. Second Thoughts (M) - Jay Park x reader

Smutty Jifairy’s Work

BTS -

1. When I Wake: Ch. 1* | Ch. 2 | - Taehyung x reader

Smutty Xiufairy’s Work

EXO -

1. Equilibrium: 1 | - Kim Minseok (Xiumin) x Reader/Kim Junmyeon (Suho) x Reader

2. Undo: 1* | 2* | 3* | 4 | 5* | 6 | 7 | 8 | - Park Chanyeol x Reader

5. Chemistry (M) - Byun Baekhyun x Reader

6. Allegiance (M)* - Byun Baekhyun x Reader

8. The Office (M)* - Oh Sehun x Reader

9. Roses (M) - Park Chanyeol x Reader

10. Death Row - Byun Baekhyun x Reader

12. Limitless: Prologue | - Kim Jongin (Kai) x Reader

BTS -

3. Escape (M): 1* | 2* | - Min Yoongi (Suga) x Reader

7. Windows (M)* - Park Jimin x Reader

Blackpink -

4. Books - Park Chaeyoung (Rosé) x Reader

GOT7 -

11. Try Again (M) - Mark Tuan x Reader

Smutty Woozfairy’s Work

(AS OF 090916: INACTIVE)

SEVENTEEN -

1. The Greatest Fan of Your Life (angst)* - Seungcheol x reader

GOT7 -

2. Public Punishment (M)* - JB x reader

3. A Special Day (M)* - Jackson x reader

Smutty Wangfairy’s Work

(AS OF 011517: INACTIVE)

BTS -

1. Secret Love (angst)* - Taehyung (ft. Jungkook) x reader

2. One Day - Jimin x reader

3. I’m Not the Only One (angst) - Jungkook x reader

4. Parent!AU: Welcome Home Gift (fluff)* - Taehyung x reader

5. First Time Inked (fluff)* - Yoongi x Hoseok x reader

6. Greek God!BTS: Rising of the Gods*

– COMPILED MASTERLISTS –

EXO Scenarios

Xiumin/Minseok - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Suho/Junmyeon - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Lay/Yixing - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Baekhyun - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Chen/Jongdae - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Chanyeol - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

D.O/Kyungsoo - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Kai/Jongin - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Sehun - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Luhan Scenarios

smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Kris Wu Scenarios

smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Huang Zitao Scenarios

smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

BTS Scenarios

Jin/Seokjin - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Suga/Yoongi - smut | fluff | angst (explaination here) | AUs/series

J-Hope/Hoseok - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Rapmon/Namjoon - smut || fluff/angst: List #1 | List #2 || AUs/series

Jimin - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

V/Taehyung - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series: List #1 | List #2 (explanation)

Jungkook - smut | fluff | angst | AUs/series: List #1 List #2 (explanation for the 2 lists)

GOT7 Scenarios

Mark - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

JB/Jaebum - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Jackson - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Junior/Jinyoung - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Youngjae - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Bambam - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

Yugyeom - smut | fluff/angst | AUs/series

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[ Masterlist ]

“’Ever since the moment she fell from the sky, that angel has belonged to me, and I always take what is mine.’”

DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

Chanyeol X Reader [Fantasy/Thriller/Vampire!AU] 

- VIDEO TRAILER:   | ONE | TWO |

Prologue | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5  | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | 

“You weren’t afraid to passionately talk about what you loved. You would break out of your introverted shell just long enough to preach about how overpriced the french fries were, before returning back into it.”

“Hey, that was warranted,” You crossed your arms and looked straight ahead in contempt, “They cost nearly twenty bucks!”

“…It was cute.”

CHEAP THRILLS

Kim Junmyeon X Reader [Fluff/College!AU]

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 (Final) 

“‘I said get down!’” The shout was all too clear this time, as you noticed a tiny red spec flickering on your collarbone. Before your reflexes had the second needed to react, you felt the force of a car slam into your gut, sending you crashing to the ground with the weight of another body on top of you.

Not a millisecond later, another plink had sounded through the glass, as a bullet whizzed in the trajectory following directly where you had been standing.

“‘You idiot!’”

The Courier had pushed you. And now he was looking at you directly in the eye.

His eyes…

PROTECTED

Zhang Yixing X Reader [Action/Mystery/Assassin!AU]

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

“‘You belong to me now.’” Your breathing halted as his emotionless, honeyed voice reached your ears. “And I trust you know what that means…”

Of course you knew what that meant.

You were now the property of one of the Coven.

And your life from this point forward was going to be a hellish nightmare.

THE COVEN

Kim Jongdae X Reader [Thriller/Vampire!AU] - Teaser

Prologue | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 |

>2,000 Words

You could’ve met under better circumstances. Under much better circumstances.

But, there you were, drunk beyond all comprehension and non-coherently sprawled out on some frat boy’s mattress. And, if it wasn’t for Byun Baekhyun, you would have been much worse off than simply having a nasty hangover. You had to close your eyes as tears began to fall and think back to where this started.

WHITE NOISE 

Baekhyun X Reader [Fluff/College!AU]

<2,000 Words

Chanyeol:

Scaredy Cat

Snuggles, Cuddles & Pouts

No Puns On Halloween

You Lost The Baby?

I’ll Protect You (Mafia!AU - Violence + Language)

How Drunk Was I, Exactly? 

Caught In The Act 

Girl’s Love A Guy Who’s Good With Kids

Baekhyun:

Don’t Get Blood On The Carpet

Period Cramps

As You Wish (CEO!AU)

Kyungsoo:

Welcome To Fatherhood

My Guardian Angel (Demon!AU)

Sehun:

Let Me See Your Smile

Xiumin:

Rest Your Weary Eyes 

The Pink Slip

Chen:

You’re Perfect

Gifsets:

EXO x Rain Aesthetic - | D.O | Chanyeol | Xiumin | Chen | Suho | Kai | Baekhyun | Lay | Sehun |

Edits:

SONGS - | White Noise |

Moodboards:

[Headcanon Dates]

Baekhyun: | Coffee Shop | Going To The Zoo |

Jongin: | Formal Dinner Date |

Chanyeol: | Date In The Studio |

Xiumin: | Walking The Dog | 

Luhan: | Amusement Park | Haunted House | High School Library |

Yixing: | Shopping Together | City Night Out | Christmastime

Kris: | The Wedding |

REQUESTS:

Headcanon Requests: 0 (CLOSED)

Drabble Requests: 0 (CLOSED)

Oneshot Requests: 1 (CLOSED)

SERIES:

Wolf Pack!AU

Mafia!AU

RPG!AU

Dystopian!AU

“I will never forget I will make you happy like the ‘we are one’ that I’ve told you.”

                     -EXO, Promise

[kimkiyum]

EXO masterlist.

Baekhyun:

Beg for it (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Home at last (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Control (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Chanyeol:

Wonderland (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Chen:

Kisses down low (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Bloodlust (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Pool (Smut) -Written by Becca.

D.O:

Stay (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Untitled (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

My jealous boy (Fluff) -Written by Cynthia.

Call girl (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Kai:

Late night treat (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Don’t stress (Smut) -Written by Becca.

10 years (Fluff) -Written by Cynthia.

Spark (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Lay:

Missing you (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Blizzard (Smut) Written by Becca.

Moves (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Call girl (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Luhan:

Honeymoon (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Say yes (Fluff) -Written by Becca.

Make her smile (Fluff) -Written by Becca.

I’m hurt (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Patience (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Two + One (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Eager (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Sehun:

Happiest place on earth (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Give in (Smut) -Written by Becca.

I’m hurt (Smut) -Writen by Cynthia.

Two + One (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Eager (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Suho:

In sickness and in health (Smut) -Written by Becca.

Miracles in December (Fluff) -written by Becca.

Untitled (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Can’t go without punishment (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Call girl (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Tao:

Torture (Smut) -Written by Becca.

I love you (Smut) -Written by Cynthia.

Xiumin:

Let out the beast (Smut) -Written by Becca.

[pebble-xo]

I made a masterlist!

I realised that I’ve actually written quite a few scenarios! I’ve only been on Tumblr for a month but I wanted people who only just find me to have the chance to read everything I’ve written so here’s a convenient place where you can find them all.

bold means it’s an au scenario

I’ll update this after every new scenario!

ORIGINALS

A Blushing Graduate (Baekhyun)

Baby Girl (Chanyeol)

Birthday Breakfast (Suho)

Bloody Teasers (Kai)

Coming Home (Sehun)

Cuddles With A Panda (Tao)

Drunk Kisses (D.O)

Fireworks (Baekhyun)

His Distraction (Sehun)

His Muse (Chanyeol)

His Shield (D.O)

Hunted (Sehun)

Inky Words (Kai)

In The Airport (Kai)

Kicking & Screaming (Sehun)

Lost Pup! (Chanyeol)

Lovehearts (Chen)

Mornings In Paradise (Lay)

Morning Kisses (Baekhyun)

Mr Taxi (Lay)

Painted In Exhaustion (Kai)

Passing Planes (Chanyeol)

Picnic Promises (Baekhyun)

Room Service (Chen)

Searching For The Golden Egg (Chen)

Splash (Sehun)

The Perfect Coffee (Xiumin)

The Rebound (Lay)

The Test (Chen)

Trailer Surprises (D.O)

Under The Bridge (Sehun)

REQUESTS

A Family Of Bears (Chanyeol)

A Kiss Says It All (Luhan)

An EXO Girl (Chanyeol)

Before And After (Chanyeol)

Between The Flowers + Above The Flowers + The Fairest Flower (D.O)

Chocolate Fondue (Baekyeol)

Chubby Secrets (Xiumin)

Comfort (Baekhyun)

Damn Tequila + If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them (Baekhyun)

Dates At The Agency (Chanyeol)

Deep Water (Baekhyun)

Empty Heart (Sehun)

Favourites (Tao)

First Question + Only Question (Kai)

First Snow Day (Chanyeol)

Fly With Me (Suho)

Full Of Doubt (Luhan)

Home Run (Baekhyun)

Icy Tumbles (Chanyeol)

Just Go + Don’t Go (Kai)

Late (Chanyeol)

Lonely Island (Chanyeol)

Lost In Translation + The Korean Charm (Chen)

Message In A Bottle (Sehun)

Milkshake (Chanyeol)

Misunderstood Encounters (Xiumin)

Nervous In Heels (Chen)

Normal Life? (Chen)

One And Only (Sehun)

Only A Nightmare (Baekhyun)

Perfect Fit (Suho)

Seoul In A Day + Husband And Wife (Chen)

The Bump (Chanyeol)

The Meaning Of Rest (Lay)

Two For One (Chanyeol)

Unforgettable Birthday (Baekhyun)

Warm Milk & Cookies (Suho)

Where You Belong (Chanyeol)

DRABBLES

Autumn (Xiumin)

Cuddles (Baekhyun)

First Class (Baekhyun)

Gone (Kai)

Graduation Tears (Chanyeol)

Lollipop Trouble (Chen)

Lovesick (Sehun)

Outside The Club (Suho)

Shots! (Chanyeol)

Stargazing (Chanyeol)

Weddings (D.O)

GOOD ENOUGH (Sehun AU)

prologue; part one; part two; part three; part four; part five; part six; part seven; part eight;part nine; part ten; part eleven; part twelve; part thirteen; part fourteen; part fifteen; part sixteen; part seventeen; part eighteen; part nineteen; part twenty; part twenty one; part twenty two; part twenty three; part twenty four; epilogue.

bonus scenes: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

ALONE (Chanyeol AU)

prologue; part one; part two; part three; part four; part five; part six; part seven; part eight; part nine; part ten; part eleven; part twelve; part thirteen; part fourteen; part fifteen; part sixteen; part seventeen; part eighteen; epilogue.

THE SECRET (Baekhyun CANON)

prologue; part one; part two; part three; part four; part five; part six; part seven; part eight; part nine; part ten; part eleven; part twelve;

PAINTED HEARTS (Sehun AU)

part one; part two;

WINGS (Kai AU)

prologue;

Thank you for everyone who likes or reblogs or follows me: it really does mean a lot :D

Jade xo

[manyjamsmuchfun]

Masterlist // 2

This is a masterlist for EXO and Seventeen!

Here are the other masterlist:

◆ BTS

◆ SHINee, GOT7, iKON

◆ VIXX, WINNER, NCT, Jay Park, SuJu, BigBang

EXO:

Texts:

-They find your old tumblr (EXO-K)

-They find your old tumblr (EXO-M)

-Others telling you that Jongin likes you

-When they find out they weren’t your first EXO bias (EXO-K)

-They think you’re ignoring them but you just fell asleep (EXO-M)

-Other boys tease you for having a crush on Sehun

-Other boys tease you for having a crush on Yixing

-When you accidentally text them something dirty (EXO-M)

-When you accidentally text them something dirty (EXO-K)

-They can’t sleep alone so they want to come over (EXO-K)

-When you’re wearing their shirt (EXO-K)

-You want to have pets when you get married but you don’t want kids (EXO-M)

-Reaction to you sending them the lyrics of “EXO anthem” (EXO-K)

-You’re fangirling over Chanyeol’s new movie

-“No, no, it’s my treat!” //D.O

-Others teasing you about you and Baekhyun’s crushes on each other (EXO-K)

-Others teasing you about your and Chen’s crushes on each other

Scenarios:

-Coincidence (Chanyeol fluff)

Imagines:

-Married life with Luhan

Reactions:

-Exo reaction to you fangirling over 1D’s new album

Seventeen:

Scenarios:

-Just a bad day (Vernon angst)

-Secrets (Brother!Seungcheol)

-Matchmakers (Vernon)

Texts:

-When you’re also an idol and you perform special stage with a boy from another boy group (Jealous Jihoon)

-When they use really bad pick up lines on you (Hip Hop Unit)

-When they use really bad pick up lines on you (Vocal Unit)

-When you came down with a flu and he’s not there to take care of you (Worried Joshua)

-When you’re best friends with the China line and they both like you

-Wonhui texts

-When they texts you to tell you to have a good day even though you’re stressed (Performance Unit)

-When they find out they weren’t your first Seventeen bias-Vocal Unit

-They can’t sleep alone so they want to come over (Hip Hop Unit)

-They have a crush on a trainee who refuses to call them oppa (Hip Hop Unit)

-When you ask them how many children they want to have (Hip Hop Unit)

-When both Dino and Vernon like you

-They want to cuddle but you’re busy

-You accidentally confess to the wrong member (Hip Hop Unit)

Imagines:

-What dating Woozi (Jihoon) would be like

-What dating Vernon (Hansol) would be like

-Jeonghan as a Hogwarts student

-Wonwoo as a Pokemon trainer

-Married life with Wonwoo

-Sleepy!Woozi

-How would Vernon confess

Reactions:

-Reaction to you using the sign language to talk to a deaf fan (You’re also an idol)

Conversation reactions:

-Reaction to you suddenly kissing him for no reason (Woozi)

-Reaction to you suddenly crying in front of him (Wonwoo)

-Reaction to seeing your tattoos, that you usually cover up, for the first time (Joshua)

Snaps:

-Being best friends with Meanie

-Being friends with the Vocal unit

[weareonesaranghajaexo]

Mobile Masterlist

Smut

Lay

“Dominate Me 101 (M)”

“Make It Up For Me (M)”

“Heartbreak Hotel” (M)

Chanyeol

“The Wrong One (M)”

“Fair Play” (M)

Sehun

“Try Me (M)”

“Business Class (M)”

Baekhyun

“Study and Chill (M)”

Fluff

Sehun

“Night Walk”

Series

Sehun - “Do Me Bad”, Pt2, Pt3, Pt4, Pt5, Pt6, Pt7, Pt8, Pt9, Pt10

Baekhyun and Kai - “Me or Him?”, Pt2

Baekhyun - Concept Teaser ,“We’re Not Friends”

Drabbles

Reactions

Fluffy/Funny

EXO’s reaction to meeting their ideal type at a fansign

EXO’s reaction to catching you smoking weed

EXO’s reaction to you drawing them

EXO getting drunk (reaction)

EXO’s reaction to catching you snooping on their phone

EXO’s reaction to you flirting your way out of a ticket

EXO’s reaction to finding out you’re in a rock band

EXO’s reaction to you failing at using Chopsticks

EXO’s reaction to you rapping

EXO’s reaction to you telling them you’re having twins

EXO’s reaction to you asking them to do aegyo and then kissing them

Dirty/(M) Rated

EXO’s reaction to getting a booty pic from you

EXO’s reaction to you seeing them naked for the first time

Last updated: 2016/09/16

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

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MASTERLIST

REACTIONS

EXO (OT12)

Exo reaction to you kissing them for the first time

Exo reaction to their crush falling asleep on them

Exo reaction to you beating Xiumin at arm wrestling

Exo reaction to seeing you dress up for the first time

Exo reaction when they want cuddles

Exo reaction to seeing you crying

Exo reaction to dedicating a performance to you

Exo reaction to another member flirting with you

Exo reaction to you sending them an ‘I miss you’ text at 4am 

Exo reaction to seeing you without makeup for the first time 

Exo reaction to seeing loads of pictures of them on your phone 

Exo reaction to you surprising them while they’re on tour 

Exo reaction to you being a new idol and them liking you

Exo reaction to finding out you’ve never had a boyfriend

Exo reaction to walking in on you doing gwiyomi 

Exo reaction when they catch you twirling around in a twirly dress 

Exo reaction to you beatboxing

Exo reaction when they challenge you to an arm wrestle and they lose 

Exo reaction when they see you wearing only their shirt for pyjamas 

Exo reaction when they see you performing live and its love at first sight 

Exo reaction when you bake them their favourite sweets 

Exo reaction when you have a bad dream

Exo reaction to catching you singing their songs 

Exo reaction to finding out you’ve never been kissed before

Exo reaction to you asking to cuddle when you’re just friends

Exo reaction to you doing aeygo to cheer them up 

Exo reaction to you asking them to buy tampons

Exo reaction to hearing their gf rapping for the first time

Exo reaction to their baby kicking for the first time

Exo reaction to their crush moving into the dorm

Exo reaction to you telling them you’re pregnant

Exo reaction to you having a cute accent

Exo reaction to you falling on them

Exo reaction to meeting a hot fan 

EXO (OT9)

Exo reaction to being flirted with by other girls during a date with you

Exo reaction to their claustrophobic s/o

Exo reaction to a pretty skateboarder knocking them over

Exo reaction to an unexpected pregnancy

Exo reaction to walking in on you in the shower

Exo reaction to their crush having a funny laugh

BTS

BTS reaction to you kissing them for the first time

BTS reaction to you falling asleep on them

BTS reaction to you trying to leave during a date

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Mobile Masterlist

BTS

Jungkook

The Difference (fluff, angst)

Rap Monster

Green (smut)

Suga

With Care (angst, fluff)

EXO

Baekhyun

The Ugly Friend (smut)

Last Time (angsty smut)

Chanyeol

Off Air pt 1 (fluff), pt 2 (smut)

Spoil (fluff)

They Don’t Know About Us (fluff)

Catch a Fly (fluff)

Nobody Else (angst)

Brace Yourself (fluff)

Right In Front Of Me, part 2 (angst)

Chen

The Big Slip Up (fluff)

It Was Then (angst) pt 2.1 pt 2.2 pt 2.3

Behind His Back (smut)

Unfinished tennis!au

D.O

Mistakes (angsty smut)

Kai

Egotistical (smut)

A Tap on Your Window (smut)

Break the Distance (fluff)

Don’t Run Off (fluff)

Lay

Before You Leave (fluff, smut)

Luhan

One of Those Days (fluff)

Sehun

Tension (smut)

Everything Has Changed (fluff)

Without A Word (smut)

Suho

Stress Reliever (smut) Part 2 (fluff)

Don’t Lie to Me (smut)

Walk-Ins Welcome (smut)

“I’ll always love you forever.” (angst from 2010)

Xiumin

These Days (angst/drabble)

Comeback part 2 (angst)

GOT7

JB

Home (angst)

Good Night (smut)

Jackson

Stubborn (smut)

INFINITE

Woohyun

First Defeat (angsty smut)

Seventeen

Woozi

How do You Know (angst, fluff)

Uniq

Sungjoo

Bonfire (smut)

Yibo

Lose You Like That (fluffy/angsty smut)

VIXX

Leo

A Little Tied Up (smut)

Beautiful Liar (angst)

Drabbles

Baekhyun: 1, 2, 3

B.I: 1

Bobby: 1

Chanyeol: 1, 2, 3, 4

Chen: 1

Jay Park: 1

JB: 1

Jin: 1

Jungkook: 1

Junhoe: 1

Lay: 1

Leo: 1, 2, 3

Luhan: 1

N: 1

Rap Monster: 1

Sehun: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Suho: 1, 2, 3, 4

Tao: 1

Wonho: 1

Xiumin: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Yongguk: 1

Zico: 1

Actors

Lee Soohyuk

What’s My Prize? (smut)

Series

Ivy League Series; EXO, University AU

promo video: Professor Daddy edition

promo video: Sehun edition

promo video: Who will it be? edition

part 1 (smut) (Xiumin)

part 2 (slight smut) (Suho)

part 3 (smut) (Xiumin)

part 4 (smut/slight angst/slight fluff) (Xiumin)

part 5 (smut) (Xiumin)

part 6 (smut) (Xiumin)

part 7 (angst, smut) (Xiumin)

part 8 (angst, smut) (Luhan)

final (angst, fluff, smut)

EPILOGUE: See You Again

part 1 (fluff, angst)

part 2 (slight angst, fluff)

final (fluff, smut)

Reputation Series; EXO, High School AU, Friend’s Brother AU

promo

part 1 (comedy?) (Lay)

part 2 (smut) (Chanyeol)

part 3 (fluff) (Chanyeol/Lay)

part 4 (smut) (Lay/Chanyeol)

part 5 (fluff) (Chanyeol, Lay)

part 6 (fluff, angst, slight violence) (Lay, Chanyeol)

part 7 (fluff, angst) (Lay, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Xiumin, and Suho)

Behind the Scenes Mini Series; EXO, Pornstar AU

part 1 (fluff) (Xiumin)

part 2 (fluff) (Xiumin)

part 3 (fluff, angst) (Xiumin)

Final (smut, angst, fluff)

Mysterious Series; EXO, Murder Mystery AU

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

part 6

Mutual Mini Series; EXO, Asexual!Sehun

prologue

part 1 (angsty?)

part 2 (fluff)

final (fluff, smut)

Long Way Home Mini Series; EXO, Wolf!Kai & Wolf!Luhan

part 1 (fluff)

part 2 (angst) 

part 3 (angst) 

part 4 (angst) 

final (angst)

Give You What You Like (one-shot, angst, smut)

F.C.B Mini Series; EXO, Camboy!Sehun

promo *nsfw*

prologue (mature themes)

part 1 (slightly smutty)

part 2 (smut)

part 3 (mature themes)

part 4 (smut)

The Shop; EXO, College AU, Sex Shop Worker!Luhan

prologue (fluff, mature themes)

part 1 (fluff, mature themes)

Fic Recs

Audios

EXO

Sex with Baekhyun, Bath!Baekhyun, Sub!Baek

Sex with Chanyeol

Sex with Chen, Sex with Sub!Chen

Sex with D.O

Sex with Kai, version 2

Sex with Kris

Sex with Lay

Sex with Luhan

Sex with Sehun

Sex with Suho

Sex with Tao

Sex with Xiumin

OTPS:

ChanBaek Sex

KaiSoo Sex

Music:

Monster Official Ver. VS Demo

LOTTO uni-k Remix

BTS

Sex with J-Hope

Sex with Jin

Sex with Jungkook

Sex with Suga

Sex with V, version 2

Sex with Jimin

Sex with Rap Monster

GOT7

Sex with Youngjae

All audios

Lockscreens

My Edits

EXO Daddy Quiz

[seungrilee]

bigbang vs fashion

t.o.p: takes off turtleneck…to reveal another turtleneck. g dragon: high fashion hobo.  seungri: just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it looks good. daesung: always simple. always hot. taeyang: naked.

[saintminyoongi]

My mom just freaking cock blocked me… I was at subway talking to the worker who was super cute and then I leave and his coworker walks out saying the other guy thought I was cute and wanted my number and my mom from the other side of the car was like “Mia No…” and i was so sad😭 he was literally so cutw😤

[stalkingdemexobooties]

Thanks mom *slams door over dramatically*  

[smuttyfairy]

EXO: Baekhyun Smut

modestlydreaming:

Regrets I

thesammtimes:

Threesome w/ Chenbaek I Pilant I Flicker I Show Me How |

krismebaobei:

Wonderland I 3 Miles to Heaven I

bubbleteaandsmut:

Vocality I

exobtsimagination:

Waiting Up (short) I

yehet-me-love-you:

Nobody Is Better Than Me I

ex0imagines:

Shower I One Night Stand I

milkhues:

A Touch of Anger I Love Me I Heat I

kpop-is-naughty:

Darkness I Before Dawn I

an-exotic-writer:

“Already.” I Releasing Stress I

exoswriter:

In The Swimming Pool I

fabdolous:

Morning Surprises I

duizhangdeluxe:

Taste Tester I Door of the Supernova |

smuttyassholes:

Plaything ft. Lay I

smuttykpopscenarios:

Teased I

keypea:

Gimme More I Memoria I

noonatrash:

Mine I On Your Knees I Stop Pretending I

universitykpop:

The Ugly Friend I Last Time |

exobtssmutimagination:

Steamy Shower I Waiting Up I Call Me Daddy I

soobadnoonecanstopher: 

The Different Ways to Take Down a Bear |

kittae: 

Soft Kitty, Horny Kitty | Mine | The Bad Thing |

exo-and-you: 

Use Me |

[smuttyfairy]

EXO: Baekhyun fluff/angst

Fluff: 

ex0imagines: Haunted House | Missing You | Pepero Kissing Game | 

an-exotic-writer: Dressed on Valentine’s | 7 Minutes of Christmas | The Perfect I Love You | Too Late for That Baby | Lose Count | Goodnight | That’s Why | Wait For Me |  | Complicated Thoughts, Simple Compliments | Take Things Slow | Is It More Than Me? |

everlasting-scenes: Christmas |  You Pabo |

biascenarios: My Everything | Punish | Confession | 

deercarrot: Ow | 

writewhatyoulove: Designation | Displacement | Concord | Neighbours | Rescue | Prime | Repose | Perceptions | Sightless | All Of My Life | Entice | 

modestlydreaming: Investment ft. Chen & Chanyeol |

causekpop: Confused Confessions | Bickering = Love? |

exobtsimagination: Winter | Why Are You So Familiar (Reader’s POV) | Why Are You So Familiar (Baekhyun’s POV) | She is Perfectly Lovely | Spending the Night | Cleansing Honesty | Silver, Quiet Love |

chan-chanyeol: Cavil | Savvy |

sehuns-bubble-txe: A Kid for the Day |

wonswoos: Highlight |

keypea: Blind Date | Special Delivery | Stour | TFLN | Chasing You |

suho-mochi: Palpitate |

i-write-storiesandsuch: Sweet Talk | Your Voice | Love Taps | Challenge |

exobtssmutimagination: Waiting Up (Fluff/Smut) |

myexoticfeels: Iced Americano | Prom | Sparks |

exo-and-you: Baby Won’t You Smile For Me |

Angst: 

exo-can: Not Done Yet | 

ex0imagines: Tired | 

an-exotic-writer: Separate Dreams | Selfish Together |

exoticarmy127: Kiss The Rain | 

biascenarios: Guardian | 

kpopawriterholic: Scatter | 

baebsaes: Please |

exobtsimagination: It was All a Misunderstanding | The Words He Regretted Saying | Magician | I Always Have | Erase Me | Between Love and Loathing |

thesammtimes: New Life |

exoxoscenes: Heartless | Miscommunication |

keypea: Tremble | Mortem |

myexoticfeels: Gravity | Stormy | Waters |

[smuttyfairy]

EXO: Baekhyun AU/series

duizhangdeluxe:

Supernatural!AU: Pt. 10: Light Up The Night ( Part of Blanc Et Noir series) |

Wolf!AU: Precious Items |

Musician!AU: Call Me? (Rocker Baek) |

Circus!AU: 096 Charming |

palpitate-hyperventilate:

Childhood!AU: Berceuse |

Vampire!AU: Sanguine |

College!AU: Marginalia |

Rockband!AU: The Possibility of Fixed Stars |

thesammtimes:

Wolf!AU: Nuisance: Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 |

Gangster!AU: Snatched (Part of EXO Gangster!AU Series): Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 | Pt. 3 | Pt. 4 (M) |

Villian!AU: A Beast Within |

writewhatyoulove:

Unspoken: Pt 1 | Pt 2 |

chan-chanyeol:

Fantasy!AU: Aversion |

Supernatural!AU (Part of HAZARD series): Hinder: Pt. 1 |

Wonderland!AU: Pt. 5: Effluvium (Part of wonderland!AU series) |

exobtsimagination:

Egyptian!AU: Ptah (Part of Secrets of the Pyramids series) |

Frankestein!AU: Frankenstein |

Alien!AU: From the Stars |

whatifexo: 

Cahoot: Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 |

fairyjongins: 

College!AU: Florescence I Thespian I

Loud: Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 |

noonatrash: 

Gameplay: Pt. 1 (M) | Pt. 2 (M) |

What The Boss Says: Pt. 1 I Pt. 2 I

keypea:

Vampire!AU: Pt. 1 I Pt. 2 I Pt. 3 I Pt. 4 I Pt. 5 I

i-write-storiesandsuch:

Wolf!AU: Possession |

Brother!AU: Told You So |

soobadnoonecanstopher:

I Give Up: Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 | Pt 6 | Pt 7 | Pt 8 | Pt 9 | Pt 10 |

myexoticfeels:

Strong: Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 |

[stalkingdemexobooties]

Sexy Xiumin time

Just imagine watching a movie with Minseok and halfway through it he takes his shirt off.