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HELLO EVERYONE! STAMPY HAS AN ACCOUNT!

I only made this account to make RPing as Stampy easier on everyone. The rules are simple.

Basic DNI

You can magic anon but I'll decide if it works or not.

Any questions that make me uncomfortable will be deleted.

Limit the nsfw it can be implied but not done I want to keep it pg-13

Stampy is nice to friends and michevious to anyone he deems 'mean' to him or his friends.

Have fun!

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I'll make a list of friends and enemies on this post. :)

Friends

Alastor @alastor-the-demon

Sea @defness

Rosie!

Alyx (my assassin. Mine.)

My children (Sketch Crystal Hikari Ducky) (my little bundles of joy)

My next door neighbor! Her name is Caren.

Enemies

Adam (killed pretentious)

The imp that shot him ('He killed me!')

Karen (shes the worst)

Man its been a while.

grandma-susan

*Posty is back and is nibbling on a sandwich he made sure to not upset the birds as he finished his rounds.*

"Hey Susan. Anything new?"

"Nothing in particular. The archduke of whatever is making a scene."

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"Aww the duke sad about his caviar?"

*Stampy clearly doesnt respect many in power but then again its hell. Who here in power is respectable?*

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https://youtube.com/shorts/5kjgQbuXpaI?si=yv_we5CW-IgipySU

...1930s to the 1950s.

Sounds like a certain radio demon may have gotten rocket mail.

🤣🤣🤣

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*Cue hell's mailman seeing someone try to remake rocket mail and deciding to do it to prove his companion as dumb.*

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Could Hazbin hotel work as a game?

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Enough singing to be a music or rythem game.

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Biblical accurate Charlie.

Its a thing.

https://youtu.be/LwPbDemVGoc?si=QXpumHnRWtcG1DTt

🤣🤣🤣

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"Hey charlie wha--*sees this charlie.*..."

*Elbows Dove.*

"You see this too right?"

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Dove in mere seconds:

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"What the? Hey! She's still charlie! Its not like shed--"

*angry charlie looses the mask.*

*stampy heads to dove.*

WAIT

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"IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"

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*from what I've seen its still charlie so shes still friends with Angel and the others. Just dont do an alastor. Won't end well.*

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*wonder what biblically accurate Dove would look like?*

(No I dont what to think about stampy cause hes already creepy enough with how I write his looks.)

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Biblical accurate Charlie.

Its a thing.

https://youtu.be/LwPbDemVGoc?si=QXpumHnRWtcG1DTt

🤣🤣🤣

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"Hey charlie wha--*sees this charlie.*..."

*Elbows Dove.*

"You see this too right?"

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Dove in mere seconds:

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"What the? Hey! She's still charlie! Its not like shed--"

*angry charlie looses the mask.*

*stampy heads to dove.*

WAIT

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"IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"

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*from what I've seen its still charlie so shes still friends with Angel and the others. Just dont do an alastor. Won't end well.*

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Biblical accurate Charlie.

Its a thing.

https://youtu.be/LwPbDemVGoc?si=QXpumHnRWtcG1DTt

🤣🤣🤣

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"Hey charlie wha--*sees this charlie.*..."

*Elbows Dove.*

"You see this too right?"

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Dove in mere seconds:

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"What the? Hey! She's still charlie! Its not like shed--"

*angry charlie looses the mask.*

*stampy heads to dove.*

WAIT

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Biblical accurate Charlie.

Its a thing.

https://youtu.be/LwPbDemVGoc?si=QXpumHnRWtcG1DTt

🤣🤣🤣

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"Hey charlie wha--*sees this charlie.*..."

*Elbows Dove.*

"You see this too right?"

grandma-susan

Grimaces at all the sappy Valentine's Day decorations that are being strung up.

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"It is tacky..."

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“Duck Call”

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I did this all in one night and then woke up with a headache. It will happen again.

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(This took too long but start here that RB with stampys blog.)

*okay think I found an opponent.*

*a tv is rolled infront of the people in the nearby area (hotel radio tower wherever).*

*some music then plays with two hosts? Ome guy is in a three peice suit with thick glasses and a stained lab coat with several pens and the other guy looks like a hunter with weapons strapped to his body.*

Host 1 (Sunblood):it on?

Host 2 (Alpha):yes.

Sunblood:welcome internet to today's simulated battle! Children are a sweet impressionable group of innocence!

Alpha:but..if these two are involved? It may turn south..

Sunblood:Willaim Afton the child murdering man behind the slaughter.

Alpha:and Stampy Hell's mailman turned Heavens new delivery man of news and punishments.

Sunblood:im Sunblood!

Alpha:im alpha. We do the work to see whod win so you dont have to.

*a starting preview of the fight is shown it shows a large seven foot rotten yellow rabbit animatronic with..something in its body walking down a hallway of an attraction park? Looking over a large burly man with leathery skin in a mobster outfit. His teeth and eyes look very...Familiar.*

(The more I work on him the more...borked i think stampy would look irl.)

"What in the world?!"

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(Trimming a little.)

*Stampy waves his arms to get them to stop but Afton rushes by dodging the shots as the mailman chases him only to see something purple enter the train and he hears screams as everyone bails as the train starts changing as it grows to look like his foe and it then laughs.*

William:PEEKABOO I KILL YOU!

*and...he starts firing at the mailman who books it changing into his demon throwing tar and steam to try and slow him down as he hops into a furnace in his factory merging him with the building materials making the mailman rival the larger rabbit as Willie fires destroying a good amount of the city ignoring the Voxtec News reporting on the fight and damages as Stampy while still smaller then Willie rushes forward and kicks the canon up shooting down Vox's blimp as he gets to fighting overlord territory started getting basically carpet bombed as between stampy's powers and willaims own recklessness as things are exploding the mailman nearly lands on the hazbin hotel and seeing the hotel in an oddly humorous scene he goes.*

Stampy:hey guys. Charlie got a letter from Lilith uh Cherri Prentious liked the picture you sent him oh and uh Nifty found a new bad boy for ya just..be good for Angel and Husk?

*He then gets yanked and dragged down the street.*

Stampy:See you later!

*And the mailman fires at his face with holy light only to see Afton merge with more tech as he laughs.*

William:so this is hell? I'll enjoy it here!

Stampy:had to drop him Vox's terf couldn't have dropped him in Rosue or alastor's turf! Mother!

*He gets an idea when he looks up.*

Stampy:may be risky but...it'll be too far away.

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"Nope...no thank you..."

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*As Stampy wrestled the child killer he yells an order into his TV wrist watch as a portal opens up and out comes the heaven airship and they fire at the duo.*

Cherub:sir were hitting you!

Stampy:DONT CARE KEEP FIRING!

*as the duo got shot at with parts of their bodies were blasted off as Stampy finds his opponent's original body and lunges tackling him and as another portal opens the tackle knocks Willaim out of the massive form as they stumbled back into the pizzaplex they started at Willaim was bigger than before but he was missing an arm and as he got up trying to replace the missing arm Stampy has thrown an axe into willaims back and he then throws what can only be described as parts of arcade machines and other animatronics as the pa starts glitching out playing several songs.*

🎶 Run rabbit run run rabbit run---with a smile he turned the world upside down--here comes the boogeyman dont let him close he'll catch you if he can catch you if he ca-catch you if he c- catch you catch you catch 🎶

*and...the pov shifts to William's as Stampy hops out of the darkness ramming a hammer into his face. The pov is just willaim getting wailed on as when Willie tries to heal stampy just starts smashing parts of his with the hammer and ax when he can.*

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"...."

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*The mailman sighs and laughs.*

Stampy:finally son of a bitch wouldn't go dow--*Gets hit with a purple light as he falls over knocking over several machines and fuses.*

*the camera shifts to a pitch black world that then manifests into Stampys birth town.*

Stampy:what the hell?

*William then comes out chuckling.*

Willaim:such a powerful body! A shame its wasted on you!

Stampy:listen you little moth--

*hes interrupted by willaim trying to possess and steal is soul while the screen glitches with the area playing William's crimes and death on repeat mixing with Stampys crimes but that seems to piss off the mailman as he growls his soul glitching out as it starts sparking and wrapping in chains as he looks up his eyes glaring as his uh Self is summoning something.*

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Nope, he's gonna hide in his blanket fort

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*the screen flickers as Stampy's self and what seems to be other anons selves jump Willie and stampy managed to fight him off just enough that as stmapys self becomes what can only be described as a huge makeshift steam punk machine Willie's is a huge purple mass as the duo start tearing each other apart but one well time punch and William is back in the rabbit and when he gets up stampy just kneecaps him with a shotgun and opens a portal behind him as somehow the fight had damaged the electrical work setting the pizzaplex up in flames.*

Willaim:wait...is that a volcano?

*Stampy wastes no time and just drop kicks him into wrath which has him fall in lava and the rabbit killer is now screaming curses out and his last two words are the names of the two he blames for all this.*

Willaim:MIIIIIKKKKKKEEEEE!! HENERYYYYYY!!!

*Stampy closes the portal mocking William.*

Stampy:had to be the biggest scum streak to disgrace hell in a lon---*Stampy looks up seeing balloons showing the kids souls are going to the afterlife but he looks and sees Golden Freddy*--oh. You must be the one i saw...the one he shouldn't have killed? Cassidy was it? Listen I had a shit life i understand your an--

*And Cassidy interrupted him.*

"YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR ANGER!"

*Stampy backs up from the pissed child.*

Stampy:ow...Jesus christ kid...okay listen. He's dead. He's going straight to hell..with any luck he runs into...well anyone who isnt dumb. But I have a deal..

*The robot stares.*

Stampy:see theres lots of people on both sides of the afterlife who need a good reminder of punishment and who need to pay for what they done...wanna help me? *he bats the head off showing Cassidy's human head...she doesn't look that much older than 7 or 8.* bet you we can find someone.

*she takes a second and then Cassidy shakes his hand unintentionally giving Stampy access to Remnant and Agony as he chuckles taking the kid through a portal holding her with her soul linked to his Self. Meanwhile a tv falls and lands in front of the camera playing Henry's speach.*

KO!

*Winner screen is stampy sitting in his office with Cassidy in his lap looking confused at a succubus cooing at how cute the scene is.*

*loser screen shows Willaim now a Rabbit sinner waking up in hell and sees the fight was broadcasted so hes now sure hells after his head.*

Sunblood:he ain't coming back from that one.

Alpha:damn deep fried robot!

Sunblood:okay the fight seems simple on paper and then the haxs and soul powers came in but..that leaves the three categories that carry this fight.

Alpha:oh yeah! Physical Stats, IQs, and overall abilties!

*post fight analysis next up.*

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"HOLY SHIT..."

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*hey he won :)*

Alpha:first up physical stats. Obviously stampy got it.

Sunblood:if you want to be generous Willaim scaling to the Mimic can go at least mach 1 or mach 2 but the Mimic is just a machine made to act like him however lowballing Stampy who can react to lightning and like Angel dodging explosions the explosions feat puts him around Mach 5. But the lightning feat seeing as Vox can turn into electricity and it works exactly like regular lighting puts him around...*Does mental math* oh mach 1828! *to self* fast for an old man...he has reacted to it and has even moved and teleported himself away from vox so this possible hell Adam's holy light goes three times faster Per second!

Alpha:hes also shown better strength and durability feats showing being consistent with other overlords the best you can give afton is well bullet and knife resistance and able to tank a grenade if you dont consider afton amalgamation but even if you did factor it theres Demon and full power stampy. So the physical gap is wide!

Sunblood:however Afton wins mentality listen stampy isnt an idiot but William is much smarter and has more consistent showings. Yes stampy can reverse engineer a armoured blimp but Willaim created almost everything from the fnaf book by himself! Granted stampy does have more combat experience. Willie may be able to hide better but his targets are kids and people who cant fight back..stampy is fighting angels sinners demons and overlords. He's got that but Willie is smarter.

Alpha:and finally abilties. Both can manipulate souls both can absorb materials to make them bigger and stronger both get stronger from owning souls but while Willie gets stronger with more negativity directed at him Stampy gets stronger the more people work for him. Granted William's soul powers would've been the end of most sinners but Stampys self isnt a soul and even then most anons survive soul yanking and disintegration. Hell stampy could heal faster than will could hurt him!

Sunblood:the mailman also has stronger weapons and better weapons also realistically if he knew about fnaf lore theres the chance stampy could just...turn the robots on the guy and watch as they tear him apart. Or...just you know burn the whole place down. After all Remnant is capable of being destroyed with high heat like fire or shocks!

Alpha:not helping is that the robots aren't bright as theyre basically angry children so not too bright.

Sunblood:also if push comes to shove theres nothing saying he cant just..teleport afton away.

Alpha:William may have the smarts the tech and the ruthlessness but Stampy had the strength speed power and battle iq to secure himself a win!

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"Okay, that's impressive. "

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*how was it? Did you like it?*

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"That escalated quickly"

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Yeah it kinda did..