Don Crooks, best (and only) gravity falls lawyer

Ciao. I'm Don, Don Crooks. Lawyer, and probably the best damn one you'll find for a hundred miles~

[stan-pines-lawyer]

Ciao~

Ciao, new comers! Il mio nome è Don Crooks, but please! Call me Don.

You may or may not have seen me around town (cough, gravity falls, of course) but if you haven't, i am the resident lawyer in town! as in, the only lawyer. Because of course.

Anyway, feel free to stop for a chat, i do love visitors! Or, if some sort of legal conundrum has come up, dont be afraid to ask. It'll be more entertaining than reading over the same Pines case files...

💊🐦‍⬛ ITS ME AGAIN. I did it.

anyway, this, is my oc Don!

Like he said, hes gravity falls resident lawyer! He works for anyone in town but his main client is Stan gosh dang Pines.

anyway, some FUN FACTS about him.

🦚DON CROOKS🦚

A lawyer, duh.

about 59 years old (stan is roughly 62 in my hc for reference)

gay. gay as hell

Technically not... legally... a lawyer

Went to backupsmore for roughly two years because it was cheap before dropping out.

LOVES horses. please talk to him about horses.

Italian American! Fluent in italian. And english, of course.

Secretly might be a weasel.

technically an orphan. Was in the foster care system until he was 8, until finally starting to live with his aunt and uncle.

this part is cringe, but him and stan are.... complicated.

[thecluelessdoctor]

he makes me laugh

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professional

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Alright tumblr, which do you prefer

Which art style should I post more in?

natural style (first image)

gravity falls artstyle (second image)

Voting ended onJun 8

[thecluelessdoctor]

Wrong side heart

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HAPPY PRIDE!

happy pride month yall! To start off, have some art of my favorites. I have more planned but you'll just have to wait and see, lol

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More tweening...

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DONNNNNNNNN

[cipherjuice-bioexorist]

THE JUICE IS LOOSE!!!

Ooc: uhh I know this blog is infact dead, but I thought it would be fun to.post this design overhaul i did on beetle. Hope yall like him!

[thecluelessdoctor]

GOD DAMNIT @wassuphoesitsfidds THIS IS YOUR FAULT

SHOULD I MAKE MY GRAVITY FALLS OC RELATED TO THIS CHARACYER WHOS ON SCREEN 20 SECONDS.

yes because it's funny

yes in general

No

N a y .

Voting ended onApr 16

EVERYONE BLAME FIDDS. AND MY FRIEND WHO SAID THEY LOOK SIMILAR

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RAAA OFFICAL CLOTHING REF FOR DON!!! Tumblr ate the quality >:(

Close ups under cut

Hes so silly

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I was bored and wanted to practice single palette art so. Pink

Tumblr ate the quality so. Clicky >:)

Id appreciate if you'd reblog, ty :]

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Disco girllll, coming throughhhh, that girl is youuuu

or rather, two indenial old men

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Legal advising and definitely not ANOTHER argument

Alas, tumblr ate the quality so. Please click

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ooc

Do you guys actually like robbie?

yes!

no

Ehhh? (Explain in comments?)

Voting ended onMar 9

Kinda asking this because the stance on robbie is very mixed that ive seen..

Im also asking if you people are just here for hilda bullying robbie/hj

[mistamysterystan]

are you dead?

what??? No?? Ive just been busy. Doing things.

[daughter-of-the-author]

Hes dead.

[mistamysterystan]

no im NOT?!?

[imthebestcharacter618]

Yes he is, he's in denial!

[mistamysterystan]

NO IM NOT?? WE ARE NOT DOIN THIS AGAIN

[imthebestcharacter618]

Deennniaallllll~

[mistamysterystan]

SHUDDUP AT LEAST I IANT MARRIED TO A LITERAL ROTTIN CORPSE

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AT LEAST I'M NOT DOING IT WITH MY LAWYER, IN A BROOM CLOSET

[daughter-of-the-author]

WHAT THE FUCK-

[imthebestcharacter618]

HI RIN ☆

Tell everyone he's messing around with his lawyer, we need people to believe it!

[stan-pines-lawyer]

what in the hell is happening- I look over here for one second and its absolute havoc

[imthebestcharacter618]

Your boyfriend is BULLYING me 💔

[stan-pines-lawyer]

Hes not my- okay. Wow.

[imthebestcharacter618]

Yeah he is

[stan-pines-lawyer]

no, hes not.

[imthebestcharacter618]

Yeah he is

[stan-pines-lawyer]

no, hes not! I dont even think he likes men

[imthebestcharacter618]

I thought lawyers were supposed to be smart and observant?

[stan-pines-lawyer]

when im not being paid, I dont exactly care

[imthebestcharacter618]

No wonder your with stan, he doesn't ever pay you!

[stan-pines-lawyer]

He DOES... sometimes

[imthebestcharacter618]

Wow, you're sad.

[stan-pines-lawyer]

oh hush, at least i didnt pine over a man for trillions of years and not even realize it.

[mistamysterystan]

are you dead?

what??? No?? Ive just been busy. Doing things.

[daughter-of-the-author]

Hes dead.

[mistamysterystan]

no im NOT?!?

[imthebestcharacter618]

Yes he is, he's in denial!

[mistamysterystan]

NO IM NOT?? WE ARE NOT DOIN THIS AGAIN

[imthebestcharacter618]

Deennniaallllll~

[mistamysterystan]

SHUDDUP AT LEAST I IANT MARRIED TO A LITERAL ROTTIN CORPSE

[imthebestcharacter618]

AT LEAST I'M NOT DOING IT WITH MY LAWYER, IN A BROOM CLOSET

[daughter-of-the-author]

WHAT THE FUCK-

[imthebestcharacter618]

HI RIN ☆

Tell everyone he's messing around with his lawyer, we need people to believe it!

[daughter-of-the-author]

Bet 🫡

[stan-pines-lawyer]

no not bet please theres enough rumors already and I dont need more reason for people to doubt my credibility

[daughter-of-the-author]

Heh..

[stan-pines-lawyer]

no please dont

[daughter-of-the-author]

Give me nectar

[stan-pines-lawyer]

n.

nectar???