Hello internet users! I am Stephen Pyramid, but you may just call me Steve! I am here to awnser questions; and embarrass my suffering cousin Bill! Nice to meet you all, and...
Remember! Existence is a deception, the galaxy is a riddle, eat copper wires, ta-taa!!!
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STEVE HAS BEEN TURNED HUMAN! After a certain situation regarding @imbackbilly and @anonymoustriangles, he's now stuck as a human with an extraterrestrial being he was close with now upset with him, and left to deal with a lot if suppressed emotion! Feelings like ANGER, RESENTMENT, GUILT, HATRED, GRIEF! And don't forget the most fun one: FEAR! LEFT ALONE WITHOUT THE AXOLOTL AND FAMILY HE'S PURPOSELY AVOIDED, STEPHEN PYRAMID IS COMPLETEY FINE!
So ladies and gentlemen, euclideans and monsters, prepare for a whole Lotta angst starring: STEVE'S MOM!
Is she a GHOST? Is she a figment of Steve's now overwhelmed human MIND? WHO KNOWS??? FUTURE POSTS INCLUDE: Steve getting bullied relentlessly and him having poor comebacks! Asks that make him question his life importance! Hallucinations! Sickness! Friends! @hotflamesbaby, @aspotofteabillcipher! of course, MESSING WITH BILL! Don't forget, being extra protective of his niece!
He's just recently moved in with @cipherjuice-bioexorist! And they are completely PLATONIC! 100%, NO LIES!
And BOY, do they have ISSUES! Lots of drama to come! Need to keep up?!
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°•☆ BEETLETIE MASTERPOST! ☆•°
Chapter 1. How They Met
Chapter 2. (Context for Chapter 3)
Chapter 3. Warming Up
Chapter 4. The Argument
Chapter 5. Reuniting
Chapter 6. Moving Back In
Chapter 7. Telling Bill
Chapter 8. Getting Adjusted (Beetles Paranoia Attack)
Chapter 9. Steve Cleans Entire Apartment
Chapter 10. Beetles Tease Ass Kiss
Chapter 11. Beetle Flirting
Chapter 12. Mistakes
Chapter 13. Caught
Chapter 14. Axolotl; Steve Prevention Post
Chapter 15. Bill's Attempt
Chapter 16. Empty Apartment
Chapter 17. Steve and the Void
Chapter 18. Escape
Chapter 19. Steve Awakens
Chapter 20. Beetles Nightmare
Chapter 21. Loss of a Niece
Chapter 22. Bill's Temporary Stay
Chapter 23. Bill n Ford's makeup
Chapter 24. Steve's Tease Ass Kiss
Chapter 25. Job Hunting & Relization
Chapter 26. Asking for Advice (from the worst person)
Chapter 27. Pretty Princess Shiny Red Dress 💄👑✨️
Chapter 28. Pretty Princess Shiny Black Dress 🖤👑✨️
Chapter 29. Bittersweet Confession
Chapter 30. THE KISS 😱😱😱
Chapter 31. I Need You
Chapter 32. Unwanted Visitor
Chapter 33. Kidnapping
Chapter 34. A Deal with Frills
Chapter 35. A Helping Hand
Chapter 36. Bill's Visit
Chapter 37. Beetle Gets Home
Chapter 38. Pink Paper
Chapter 39. Talking
Chapter 40. The Photo
Chapter 41. Comfort
Chapter 42. Seed of Distrust
Chapter 43. Tears over Beers
Chapter 44. O' Sadley's
Chapter 45. The MANAGERS
Chapter 46. Steve ✨️awakes✨️ (again..)
Chapter 47. Beetle ✨️awakes✨️
Chapter 48. Starling's missing (non-wholesome Billford)
Chapter 49. Starling's missing (wholesome beetletie)
(Beetletie is the ship name for Beetle @cipherjuice-bioexorist × Steve @imthebestcharacter618)
SO PLEASE, STAY TUNED TO SEE A EUCLIDEAN SUFFERING!
