Stanley “Stan” Uris

I know I'm a loser, and no matter what, I always fucking will be.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Intro post

Um, hi. My names Stanley Uris, but you can call me Stan. Some of the other losers have made their accounts here so I thought I might as well join them.

I go by he/him.

My sexuality is currently unlabeled, thank you.

Proud losers club member.

I like birdwatching, puzzles, and hanging out with the losers club.

Please don’t do any NSFW here. I’m just here to have fun with the other losers and enjoy myself.

DNI if you are sexist, homophobic, racist, transphobic, or a bigot of any kind.

Um, yeah, that’s really it. Not an official account, again, just here to have fun with the other losers.

[marshbevvie]

Stan and I were rap battling

[emtozier21]

THE LOSERS PARENTS

[tozier2]

@hewontshutup

@stan-the-bird-boy

[bill--denbrough]

A little birdy told me Rachel tozier Richie sister ( @tozier2 ) likes your sister

@tozier2?

[tozier2]

Yes Billy boy

[queeenofthecourt]

Why is my brother on the verge of haveing a crashout?

[tozier2]

Ion know but I think it’s because that lil bird

[queeenofthecourt]

Stan? Why would Stan cause him to have a crashout?

[bill--denbrough]

I am not crashing out.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Wait am I the bird.

[bill--denbrough]

You have bird boy in your name

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yeah but I certainly didn’t know Richie’s sister had a crush on your sister.

[queeenofthecourt]

Apparently, it was obvious according to Mrs Pumpkin hair @marshbevvie

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Well now that I think about it…

[bill--denbrough]

A little birdy told me Rachel tozier Richie sister ( @tozier2 ) likes your sister

@tozier2?

[tozier2]

Yes Billy boy

[queeenofthecourt]

Why is my brother on the verge of haveing a crashout?

[tozier2]

Ion know but I think it’s because that lil bird

[queeenofthecourt]

Stan? Why would Stan cause him to have a crashout?

[bill--denbrough]

I am not crashing out.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Wait am I the bird.

[bill--denbrough]

You have bird boy in your name

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yeah but I certainly didn’t know Richie’s sister had a crush on your sister.

[bill--denbrough]

A little birdy told me Rachel tozier Richie sister ( @tozier2 ) likes your sister

@tozier2?

[tozier2]

Yes Billy boy

[queeenofthecourt]

Why is my brother on the verge of haveing a crashout?

[tozier2]

Ion know but I think it’s because that lil bird

[queeenofthecourt]

Stan? Why would Stan cause him to have a crashout?

[bill--denbrough]

I am not crashing out.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Wait am I the bird.

[bill--denbrough]

Stan the man?

More like Stan's my man.

[the-midnight-musican]

Malachi's Nicknames For His Friends

Beverly - Sis, Bevvie, Pumpkin, Red, My Headache (loveinly)

Bill - Billy

Stanley - Bird-Brain (affectionately), Stan, Stan "The Man"

Richie - Love, Trashmouth, Four-Eyes (when annoyed with him), Rich

Eddie - Ed

Mike - Mikey

Ben - Benny, Benz

Kenzy - Kenz

Alex - Lex, Troublemaker, Blondie

Mariana - Mari

Georgie - Little Buddy, Buds

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[sewer-boat]

.........what does he look like?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Can’t say for sure, my dad doesn’t talk about him, really. But I think I saw a picture of him at my grandparents once. About 12, curly blonde hair like mine, brown eyes, pale skin.

[sewer-boat]

...fuck....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Why, Georgie? Are you ok? Do you want me to get your brother?

[sewer-boat]

....i saw him....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh…was he…alive? Or…

[sewer-boat]

....b-both

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh..well, did he say something..or I don’t know, do anything? He didn’t try to hurt you, did he?

[sewer-boat]

No... he didn't seem aware.....I think he stared at lights

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh…ok. I’m not sure how much we can really do for him anymore…even if he’s somewhat alive.

[sewer-boat]

.......um....I..I don't know I'm sorry

[stan-the-bird-boy]

It’s ok!!! None of this is your fault, ok? Remember that.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[sewer-boat]

.........what does he look like?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Can’t say for sure, my dad doesn’t talk about him, really. But I think I saw a picture of him at my grandparents once. About 12, curly blonde hair like mine, brown eyes, pale skin.

[sewer-boat]

...fuck....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Why, Georgie? Are you ok? Do you want me to get your brother?

[sewer-boat]

....i saw him....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh…was he…alive? Or…

[sewer-boat]

....b-both

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh..well, did he say something..or I don’t know, do anything? He didn’t try to hurt you, did he?

[sewer-boat]

No... he didn't seem aware.....I think he stared at lights

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh…ok. I’m not sure how much we can really do for him anymore…even if he’s somewhat alive.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[sewer-boat]

.........what does he look like?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Can’t say for sure, my dad doesn’t talk about him, really. But I think I saw a picture of him at my grandparents once. About 12, curly blonde hair like mine, brown eyes, pale skin.

[sewer-boat]

...fuck....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Why, Georgie? Are you ok? Do you want me to get your brother?

[sewer-boat]

....i saw him....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh…was he…alive? Or…

[sewer-boat]

....b-both

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh..well, did he say something..or I don’t know, do anything? He didn’t try to hurt you, did he?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[sewer-boat]

.........what does he look like?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Can’t say for sure, my dad doesn’t talk about him, really. But I think I saw a picture of him at my grandparents once. About 12, curly blonde hair like mine, brown eyes, pale skin.

[sewer-boat]

...fuck....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Why, Georgie? Are you ok? Do you want me to get your brother?

[sewer-boat]

....i saw him....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Oh…was he…alive? Or…

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[sewer-boat]

.........what does he look like?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Can’t say for sure, my dad doesn’t talk about him, really. But I think I saw a picture of him at my grandparents once. About 12, curly blonde hair like mine, brown eyes, pale skin.

[sewer-boat]

...fuck....

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Why, Georgie? Are you ok? Do you want me to get your brother?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[sewer-boat]

.........what does he look like?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Can’t say for sure, my dad doesn’t talk about him, really. But I think I saw a picture of him at my grandparents once. About 12, curly blonde hair like mine, brown eyes, pale skin.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[sewer-boat]

I..I saw something down there ..... Do you um have family that went missing?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Yes…actually. An uncle. Back in ‘62.

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)

[sewer-boat]

Better...um stan can I talk to you?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

‘Course. What’s up?

[stan-the-bird-boy]

Hiya!

@sewer-boat

Hi, Georgie! How are you? :)