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[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus)

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Victor]

"If he wanted to create life so bad then he should've bit the bullet and done it the way God intended. Also getting laid might've fixed some of the shit that was wrong with him.

If Mary Shelley was aware of mpreg, I think she'd agree with me.

Make the pregnancy symbolism literal."

"He's already created one son, now he can birth one from his own body and be just as shitty a parent to it."

"I mean, he's basically canonically a dead beat dad to the Creature already. It makes sense that he'd carry them in some versions of the story. Plus he'd have more good reasons to take care of himself this way."

"Victor's already a dad and he's horrible at it. Make him try again. Get him pregnant so he actually earns the postpartum he has. He would totally hate it and see it as an affront to God, but he's already familiar with affronts to God. Also I want to be the one to knock him up, but that's besides the point."

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[fullyclothedmen]

HUNKLE FUCKERS WE MUST DO BETTER

[g0lden-wings]

WE NEED TO GET STAN PREGNANT!!!

[sixerstanley]

Pathetic Top Ford is great, but I'd love to extend that to Stan too. Because I feel like at first Stan is so sure he's gonna be fine. Like he may be practically too horned up to breathe at the moment, but he's been around. He can keep his cool when gettin' down. Even when it's Ford. No problem.

Smash cut to them both being frantic, moaning, begging, shaking whores on the verge of tears by the time they cum. Which would've been totally fine, had they not been getting that worked up just from grinding on the couch fully clothed.

But even when Stan's got his shit together, Ford does nooooot. But hey, they're touch starved, twin starved, and desperate to make the other feel good.

Fun musings. Fun fun stuff.

yESSSSS whats better than one pathetic old man? TWO pathetic old men!!!!

stan really hyping himself up in his head, and ford thinking this is gonna be great and so hot and then theyre both just GRINDING on each other like a couple of horny teenagers they never got to be together, absolutely whiny and desperate and LOUD and just also very emotional--they're finally here. it took them all this time, but they're here, and this is what they not only want, but need

i also need them, when they actually fuck, to do the touching foreheads thing as they pant against each others mouths, not even kissing, but just panting and breathing and moaning anddddddd

they make me crazy. extremely fun stuff, thank u for the ask! <3

[grunklestanbignaturals]

The handjob brothers

[tiredyaoi]

some mullies and also fords worst nightmare (stans pretty long hair being cut)

[rurumustbedone]

[sixerstanley]

Older bro Shermie who tries to reconnect Stan and Ford while Ford is in college hoping they would make up but it ends up working a little too well and they get together

[rurumustbedone]

[pseudoweird]

yea woo yea woo

[guinueosk5]

He let his hair grow long, good for him

(Btw, art block is kicking my ass, if someone has any GF request I'd be so happy 🙏🙏🙏)

[rurumustbedone]

[tiredyaoi]

accidents happen mr forrester

[tiredyaoi]

🚬

[guinueosk5]

Protective Ford my favorite

[binomii0101]

I'll admit how much I enjoy thinking about stories and concepts, but it's unavoidable for me.

So after asking my trusted colleagues about "Would the Stan twins still get along if they weren't brothers?" I got a big, resounding

No

And I agree with this; I feel they wouldn't be able to stand each other if they weren't family, they'd be natural enemies.

A jock and a nerd, you know that in their natural habitat things are wild.

But think of the opportunity there, a true enemies-to-lovers situation, the profound discomfort of the other's presence, and the absence of any barriers of affection to prevent them from being truly vile.

I mean, there wouldn't be incest? Not at all, I was thinking more of a completely different situation like The Parent Trap thing

Definitely the scoop on The Parent Trap

The twins grew up separated, each with one parent, developing more pronounced traits. Suddenly they are sent to some camp or school (It could really be anything as long as they are forced to live together or be close to each other) And they discover that there is a subject with the same face who is his complete opposite...disgusting

The discomfort was immediate; it was as if seeing the other person produced an immediate rejection, and now add to that the fact that the people around them keep pointing out their similarities and then keep comparing them.

Soon the annoyance and discomfort turned into hatred and anger; they went from ignoring each other to actively interfering

It is a war that seems to have no end, each side attacking from its stronghold, whether with direct blows or some finely calculated trap.

But beneath all that lies admiration and attraction for the other

But they would never admit it, they would never acknowledge anything positive about each other, no matter how much Stan thinks that six fingers are really cool and nothing to be ashamed of, or how impressed Ford really is by his boxing techniques and his charisma

I need them to be really mean to each other, like really mean.

I need the tension, the wickedness, and the mischief that can only be obtained from teenage brats who do not know how to express their emotions in a healthy way

I need to bring this to a real tension and have them dry humping out of pure hatred

after some time Then they would realize—surprise!—we're twins...and they would continue rubbing against each other

I just need to see a Stan vs Ford to be happy

[well3being]

theyre emo

[custardcrew45]

I won’t burden you

[custardcrew45]

umm they were just tussling