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Zen. they/she. 18+. queer. writer. sideblog for reader-inserts, yumeship, and OCs. TEAM SLUT all day and week month year and century. ( ☆.☆)-b

[standfucker]

About Me

Hello! I go by Zen. (they /she)

I'm in my 30s. I like to write for fun. This is a sideblog primarily for all manner of reader-insert works. You might also find OC content, both mine and other's.

Tumblr Masterlist {=} Ao3

I'm sex positive, dark content friendly, and anti-censorship. Make of that what you will. I tag everything to make it easily avoidable. As always, DL;DR.

My ask box is always open for anyone wanting to talk, whether that's to discuss OP scenarios, or just to chat. I like to think I give pretty decent advice, so if you need to vent, I'm always available to listen.

I'm always down to talk about: OP, JJBA, Digimon (a major special interest, but not one I write for,) and OCs. Please tell me about your OCs. I don't care how overpowered they are. I don't believe in Mary-Sues. In fact, I hope their backstory is nuts and they smooch canon characters.

I thrive off comments, but am bad at responding to them. I am trying to get better at appreciating people who take the time to leave comments, but I am also a WIP as much as the things I write are, so be patient with me.

Special thanks to my IRL bestie @zoros-sheath for beta-ing my work! I highly recommend her work as well.

I do not accept requests.

[gav-san]

The mission had been simple: get close to King thr Wildfire, learn his secrets, then get the hell out.

Unfortunately, King turned out to be less of a masked BDSM idol and more of a starving apex predator who had spent thirty years pretending he didn’t need affection.

You cracked through the armor, the mask, the walls, and whatever deeply repressed emotional disaster was living underneath. Getting into King’s bed had taken skill, planning, and nerves of steel.

And it was a huge mistake because now you are trapped.

The next morning, you wake up and discover King has attached himself to you with the determination of super glue and the grip strength of a hydraulic press.

You attempt to leave. His arm tightens.

You attempt diplomacy.

“No.”

You attempt bribery.

“No.”

You attempt escape while he’s supposedly asleep.

A single golden eye opens.

“No.”

He isn’t even threatening you. You’ll soon discover he’s known about your little game a long time, which should be a death sentence, but won’t be because he’s finally found something he wants.

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[rasplejax]

little doodle of Coraleee and @quinloki's Quill ❤

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[ozzgin]

You never know who's sitting in the next booth.

[shock]

only like my posts if you want to be part of my pirate crew

[station18908]

No YOU may be in the fandom trenches, but in my corner of the fandom there's a cafe where we all leave messages for each other to show our mutuals love and appreciation.

[rowanisawriter]

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

[mankillercalledbunny]

One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author

[rasplejax]

I doodled my answer to @quinloki 's poll. 🤭

[wegotfoodathome]

Corbeau prefers to sleep with his back to yours. There’s safety in knowing that you’ve got his weakest spot, and, of course, he has yours in return. Despite how he falls asleep, though, Corbeau usually ends up rolling over and clinging to your back, taking the same amount of comfort from your weight in his arms. He also enjoys being the little spoon, but he’ll never admit it.

Grisham enjoys getting to cuddle with you in bed, though it usually doesn’t last long. No matter the position, his body heat becomes too much, and he pushes both you and the covers off in his sleep. Still, as if it were second nature, he keeps a leg tangled between yours, or a hand thrown lazily over your torso. It’s a simple reminder that you’re at his side, and that’s all he needs to sleep soundly.

Philippe loves to sleep with you on his chest. Your weight is something infinitely more comforting than a weighted blanket, and he finds it easier to sleep as he idly runs a hand up and down the curve of your back. He tends to force himself to stay awake until he knows you’re asleep, though, keeping his guard up so you can sleep peacefully.

[rasplejax]

🌈Happy Pride✨

[muzzlemouths]

"the fandom is dying" no it's not. i'm here

[muzzlemouths]

in all seriousness though a fandom doesn't die when there's no new episodes or games or "content" to play with and it doesn't die because people aren't as loud as the day it first came out either. if you're still creating then the fandom is alive. if your mutual who has since moved on still reblogs a post about it every four months then the fandom is alive. if there is even one person out there still engaging in, creating for, or just enjoying that show or that game or those characters, then the fandom is alive.

"fresh content" isn't the soul of a fandom. you are.

[muzzlemouths]

so this ones resonating huh

[ceruleanheaven]

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

x reader fanfic authors are our strongest soldiers and our greatest gift 🫡

[ye-old-hermit-woman]

Sweet worm:

Blorbo overhears you listening to a specific song in your room and knows you only play it when you're feeling overwhelmed/sad.

So they come back with a blanket they had just put in the dryer and get in bed with you to just hold you and let you feel your feelings out.

Giving you soft head scratches or back rubs or even just holding you snugly against them. They're not gonna let you go through it alone.

<3