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Zen. they/she. 18+. queer. writer. sideblog for reader-inserts, yumeship, and OCs. TEAM SLUT all day and week month year and century. ( ☆.☆)-b

[standfucker]

About Me

Hello! I go by Zen. (they /she)

I'm in my 30s. I like to write for fun. This is a sideblog primarily for all manner of reader-insert works. You might also find OC content, both mine and other's.

Tumblr Masterlist {=} Ao3

I'm sex positive, dark content friendly, and anti-censorship. Make of that what you will. I tag everything to make it easily avoidable. As always, DL;DR.

My ask box is always open for anyone wanting to talk, whether that's to discuss OP scenarios, or just to chat. I like to think I give pretty decent advice, so if you need to vent, I'm always available to listen.

I'm always down to talk about: OP, JJBA, Digimon (a major special interest, but not one I write for,) and OCs. Please tell me about your OCs. I don't care how overpowered they are. I don't believe in Mary-Sues. In fact, I hope their backstory is nuts and they smooch canon characters.

I thrive off comments, but am bad at responding to them. I am trying to get better at appreciating people who take the time to leave comments, but I am also a WIP as much as the things I write are, so be patient with me.

Special thanks to my IRL bestie @zoros-sheath for beta-ing my work! I highly recommend her work as well.

I do not accept requests.

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Oof thinking about sexy onlyfans guy with a monster cock who only sells vids of himself jerking off and groaning with his deep voice. He never collabs even tho he has hundreds of offers from other onlyfans models who want a piece of him. His career skyrockets within just a few months and his subs are BEGGING to see him collab with a woman so they can imagine themselves having sex with him.

He caves, promises he'll make a collab video soon. Onlyfans models are spreading rumors that they'll be collabing with the legend himself, but they all go silent when he posts a three hour sex tape of him fucking you, his chubby girlfriend.

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[kotaro-yumekuma]

Effortless.

[x3daffo]

the selfshipper symbiotic relationship

[spicymotte]

my full piece for the @op-xreader-zine ! :) I had a great time as a guest artist and thanks to the amazing mod team it was a wonderful experience for everyone! <3

[strawbaerie-faerie]

mermaid!reader who joins the straw hats before her tail splits and franky who ends up carrying her so often he's genuinely shocked when she's finally bipedal and tells him he doesn't have to worry about it anymore

[takaholic]

Okay but how awful would it be if he knew you were holding back and hiding your wants and desires from him and he just pins you down and won't let up until you're honest with him. He's firm yet gentle in his patience, reassuring you with sweet words and kisses. Even if you start to cry from the shame of wanting, he'll dry your tears but still won't relent until he hears your desires. Maybe he even plays the emotional angle, that it hurts to know you're not telling him everything, and he wonders if he's not trustworthy, that he isn't enough for you to be completely yourself with him.

[thus-spoke-lo]

Watching him stumble forward, bruised and battered, spitting blood out onto the pavement, and whining pathetically in his direction because he didn’t spit it in my mouth :(

[xxheartsprings]

Yumeships where the ocs/self-inserts are obsessed with their f/os are awesome, but I think everyone should also make their f/os absolutely obsessed, genuinely down in the trenches for their ocs/self-inserts.

Like yes!!! Your f/o(s) is/are comically head over heels for you!!! Your f/o(s) yearn all day every day for you and you only!!!

(Bonus points if it's a character that seems pretty emotionless and stoic all the time but melts into a puddle over yume...)

[kotaro-yumekuma]

🍍

[antique-remains]

Think about your f/o seeing your chubby body in a bikini, your soft skin spilling out of the fabric, and immediately getting so bricked up that he has to excuse himself and find somewhere private to relive himself.

[standfucker]

I'm so tired of being depressed.

[popgoesdynamight]

Screaming from the rooftops:

HE LIKES FAT WOMEN AND FULL BUSH

[thamaris]

i'm not late!

[bouquet-bride]

Selfship Sheet

here it is ! all the details of my selfship 🩷 using the nickname Vista gave me and trying out Oda’s art style !

no OC, only me 💕 Vista is allll mine

yes Vista is absolutely spanish, @lovelyyywitch sold me on it 😌 and he’s an ESFJ for sure, it fits him so well

i am so happy to answer any questions about my selfship ! and to hear about your selfships !

[sanguineous-tails]

if you take that shy nervous little girl, put her in your lap, and gently dote on her, i promise you beautiful things will happen