Two Heads Are Better

((Roleplay blog for Gem and Nye, an android Frankenturret from Portal 2 residing in Frick's facility.)) ((Willing to play with anyone, so feel free to message or whatever!)) ((Please take a quick look at the Headcanons page, but you dont nececarrily have to)) ((Mod tends to be stuck on mobile due to internet issue; reblogs may look odd on occasion and new followers may not be noticed immediately))

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I'm guessing the lab boys didn't fill either of your heads with the history of Aperture.

Lab boys..?-look at the confused little weirdos! They're both looking at each other for comformation about any of this, but they know they won't get any-We were built by GLaDOS, we don't recall meeting any 'lab boys.' Is this some kind of joke we're not in on?

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*shakes their hand.* Yeah, I'm like her extension. Miniature Central Core kinda thing. What about you?

Strange.-say the two headed bald women-We're turrets. We don't do very much around here anymore, though. Free roaming.

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Cave Johnson, owner, founder, and CEO of Aperture Science.

/Neer heard of you./ We thought GLaDOS owned aperture.

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Quick question. What the devil are you?

We're turrets.-plain, simple answer~-And you are..?

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Kinda like GLaDOS I guess. She's my mom. *shrugs and extends a hand toward the.. pair* It's nice to meet you both!

GLaDOS is your... mom?-So confused! Why would GLaDOS have a smaller version of herself? What even was a mom? What was the hand for?--Offered things are usually meant to be taken... maybe, they should take the hand?-It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.

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We can’t, or we would have. GLaDOS couldn’t separate us safely, and she’d rather have two AI in one body than only one.

We’ve just never seen someone with four arms before. Why would you ever need more than two?

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Why only have two arms when it’s possible to have four? Haven’t you have times when another set of hands would’ve been useful? What do you do, anyways? Who are you? How come I haven’t seen you before? Why didn’t GLaDOS tell me about you?

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We think another set of arms might just get in the way, but we guess it might come in handy.

-hah! A pun~-

We were an Escort Bot, but we aren't anymore. We can do whatever we want now. We just weren't allowed to see other androids before. /I don't think we even have the same Central.../

We're Gem and Nye. If you're called Curiousity, is it your job to ask questions?

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We have two heads because… we’re two different AI?

-makes perfect sense to them! And answers more than one thing at once!-

We just don’t have any hair, and we’re not sure why our skin is like this. We’re also turrets, and most turrets have red eyes. Neither of us know...

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We can't, or we would have. GLaDOS couldn't separate us safely, and she'd rather have two AI in one body than only one.

We've just never seen someone with four arms before. Why would you ever need more than two?

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/Why do you have…/

-nope, not gonna judge! Not gonna judge the girl with, four arms!-

… it’s a pleasure to meet you.

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Why do you have two heads? Are you different people? Or the same person? Where’s your hair? Why is your skin funny? Why are your eyes red? Aren’t only Anger Spheres supposed to have red eyes?

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We have two heads because... we're two different AI?

-makes perfect sense to them! And answers more than one thing at once!-

We just don't have any hair, and we're not sure why our skin is like this. We're also turrets, and most turrets have red eyes. Neither of us know why that is.

Can we ask who and what you are? {And why you have four arms?}

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/Why do you have.../

-nope, not gonna judge! Not gonna judge the girl with, four arms!-

... it's a pleasure to meet you.

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I know huh! *such a happy babie, making other people all excited over candy* You want more? *digs in her pockets yet again, takes out the handful she had with her* You can have these ones. I can get more from Logic. *boast, has connections* My favorite is the red ones.

Are you sure? {Thank you!} We liked the ones we had, /I think mine was red, I didn't really look./-so happy~--would probably be questioning why she has so much candy on her if it didn't suddenly seem so reasonable-

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*squirms to get down, can see the struggle. is a holding-the-babie expert after all* Here! See? You take off the wrapper, and you put it in your mouth! *demonstrates with a third candy. such smiling, likes candy~* You don't have to chew it, but you can. It'll last longer if you don't bite it. *hands the candies over*

-they put her down rather than risking dropping the babbu-

-with that demonstration and the baby aside, though, they go ahead and give the candy a try.-

...?

-and here come the smiles-

.....!! This is good! {Where did you get these? Could we get more?}

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Makes sense I guess. My name's GLaDE, what's your name? Or names..? *two heads, two names makes perfect sense!*

Is that like GLaDOS? {It sounds like GLaDOS.} Are you related?

We're Gem, and Nye.

-they motion to the each head in question-

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*blinks* You don't know what candy is?! *she fussed, precariously holding on while she dug around in her pocket* I got some! I can give you one, and you one. *two people, silly. holds out two little candies* Here~! *nothing else is important, just candy*

-Okay, that's not helping to hold her! They're wishing they had an extra pair of arms right about now. But that would just be crazy-

Thank you..?

-Still, it would be easier to actually accept the candies. Kids are, apparently, not all that light. They manage it, though.-

-... doesn't look like they know what to do with it, actually. But will they admit it?-

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*totally not weirded out! Hides it ever so perfectly!* You.. Must be new here..? *awkward conversation starters are best conversation starters*

We've been around for a little while, but we're not from here. Our facility is somewhere else. We're allowed to roam now, though, so we're visiting everywhere we can!

-They seem so happy to meet her! So curious!-

Who are you?

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*yay, got picked up! wins* Um, hold me closer, like, like this. *tries to at least show them how it's done, somehow* Being small is nice too, though. Like being picked up, and people give you candy and stuff. *beams* Mr. Claude gave me pretty hair. It always was curly but he made it less fluffy. You could get him to give you hair! He's really nice, and pretty.

-they do their best, which is a little better, but at least they don't drop her!-

We don't know what candy is, but we'll assume it's something nice? Maybe he would, but we're happy enough without hair. {There's a guy who said he'd get us wigs from him, anyway~} We could take those off whenever we wanted.

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Pretty names! *smiles, holds her arms up; standard procedure* I want shoes like that. *mumbles happily* I'm small, because, um, I am? I'm only five and brother made me like him so I'm small! I don't like it sometimes, I get in trouble a lot. *nose wrinkles* Where's your hair?

-Looks... confused? What did that mean? Is she supposed to pick her up? Might as well see, though it's awkward.-

We've never seen somebody so small that wasn't a turret. {You're hair is so nice!} We don't have any, test subjects could grab it or it would get in our way.

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*waves* *totally not questioning the double-headed... Ness*

-Waves back, double waves!-