I Wake Up Exhausted

Hey, I'm Kai. This blog is just random shit I like. If you like the same random shit, congrats on your good taste.

[dorothycastlemore]

my gender is living in a nest of pillows, eating swedish fish from a vending machine at 4am, and being both critical of and complicit in capitalism

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

love me for as long as life will allow it

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone

[lesbianboboberens]

Let Jewish people have “goyim.” Let gays and lesbians have the “heteros/straights.” Let black people complain about “crackers.” Let Latinos have the “gringos.” Let PoC have white people jokes. Let women complain about men.

Let marginalized people express distance from their oppressors. Let the marginalized turn their oppressors into the Other. Let marginalized people exist in a way that inconveniences and irritates their oppressors, because the oppressors have been doing worse for years.

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

[mega-bed-deactivated20190401]

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[lilsugarbush]

[bouserthedog]

0.75 seconds to get that, new record. 

[iwouldntshowmom]

die a log.

[tansdiary]

you are the sound of pencil on paper. you are the most comfortable pillow. you are the smell of lilies and rain. you are violet paint violently sprayed in the air. you are green cotton candy because they ran out of pink. you are all the best parts of my favorite songs combined.

[mistercococat-blog]

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

[blimington-bear-deactivated2016]

ALL.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

There’s a fine line between “pushing yourself out of your comfort zone” and “pushing yourself into a mental breakdown” and we need to fucking find it and stop encouraging people to do the second in an attempt at making them do the first.

[sparklyinnards]

arm

[peachpuzzle-deactivated20181204]

i accidentally dog trained myself yall.

[peachpuzzle-deactivated20181204]

I forgot to finish this story, anyways I have food alarms set throughout the day to remind me to eat. My alarm is the exact same as my ringtone, so when my mom called me earlier instead of answering my mom I went to the kitchen and made myself a sandwich.

[inoccuity]

I wanna hold your hand and wear your sweaters. I wanna go to coffee shops and stare at your smile. I wanna go to art museums and have you kiss me between the paintings. I wanna take polaroids of us, of you, I want us to be art

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[soothingmask1]

“A lover doesn’t discourage your growth. A lover says, ‘I see who you are today, I cannot wait to see who you become tomorrow.’”

[lilmamabeyellin]

don’t let ur emotions fuck with ur intelligence, facts over feelings boo

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

how did I end up so tired and so gay