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Questions will be answered as soon as I read them! ^^

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765874 Unification - Short Film from The Roddenberry Archive, OTOY, William Shatner and the Nimoy estate, in commemoration of 30th anniversary of Generation being released.

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She gon on my Ore ‘til my Gravity Falls.

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I hope they play Hot To Go…

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If I’m woken up by Mothman in my backyard one more time, I swear I’m getting a bug zapper.

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Are you sigma skibidi alpha rizzler?

God, sometimes I really wish

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We’re nearing Halloween, so reminder to everyone, please look through your candy before you eat it. There could be pests in there. You don’t even want to know what I found in the local kids’ bags last year.

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Happy Monday Fordians! Don’t forget to be yourself!

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With the school starting season now fully in motion, I wanted to leave some reminders for students of all ages!

- If you find you’re having a hard time making friends, don’t give up! And whatever you do, don’t get back in touch with old ones who wronged you.

- Make sure you read your email often, but always make sure the emails are from your actual professors and not a creature pretending to be them to bring you to your untimely demise.

- Don’t be scared to share your theories, if you’re anything like me, you’re correct!

- Don’t follow strange creatures into the woods.

- Stay on top of your homework! Forming a study group could be really helpful, just make sure you set up a codeword so nothing from the Outside can trick you by mimicking your friend’s voice.

- Treat others how you want to be treated.

Happy studying Fordians!

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im so drunk @nikolatesla

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What is this? A bunny on its side? Two eyes and round ears. Cute.

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Not a day goes by where I don't think of him.

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To take everybody’s mind off of recent events, I have a joke!

What’s the name of the slowest cryptid?

Sloth man! 🦥

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Sorry, WHO wrote a book? About WHAT?

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Just got back from an amazing hike! So nice to be disconnected from Internet and all that. I sure hope I didn't miss anything!

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Made a beautiful curry recipe today. I had extras, so I fed some to the rat that’s been wandering around my lab for a few weeks now. It mutated… Am I that bad at cooking?

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im dr science professor i just made a really important discovery. 

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I finally put my finger on it! That extinct fish that was found alive a few years back, the Coelacanths, I knew I recognized you!