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Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Jules of Nature
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
AnasAbdin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Disabled my iPod for 45 years…
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
Science bitch!
Badass Mercedes-Benz
First episodes - Last episode
When your friend orders the same as you
person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.
me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen
Science bitch!
All I would like to say is leave Ois (Oisin Tymon) alone - none of this is his fault
Jeremy Clarkson (via topgearaddiction)
my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy
Why did you make me read this?
Neat.
neat. neat?!?! youre looking at day and night AT THE SAME TIME, don you realize thats been completely impossible until like the past ten years. To be looking at this is straight up INSANE.
neat.
you fuckin kidding me
Neat.
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
Top Gear cancelled this Sunday!
As you may now know Jeremy was today suspended from the BBC because of what they say is a ‘fracas’ with a producer. It has also been stated that not one else is suspended. Following this the show on Sunday is cancelled.
I will not link to any articles as even the one on BBC’s own page is already developing ridiculous stories about Jeremy’s joke tweet recently about ‘needing a new presenter on Top Gear’ - which we all know was due to James being late, as Hammond tweeted the same thing - but has now been taken completely out of context.
As I am not affiliated with the BBC - nor Top Gear itself (sadly!) - I cannot tell you anything more than what the media tells us. There’s been no statements from any of the boys or representatives of Jeremy’s, so we’ll just have to wait and see.
A friendly reninder to all of you out there who don’t like Jeremy and his tendency to speak without thought, remember that if you support his suspension (and I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve it, I cannot judge anything based on the sparse information that exists) or generally just spread hate about him, you will increase the chances of Top Gear being taken away forever.
Here’s to hoping that everything will work out, that we will get the last two episodes of the series at some point, and that this does not mean the end of Top Gear. Honestly, I don’t think I could bear it if it is.
Amen
Video
I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!
Me too. Holy shit.
satisfying
I’m so impressed… holy shit…