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seirxi

revelations

#it was clearly an extension of the courtyard #mha #bnha #my hero academia #lol

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

🇨🇳

This. Is. Fucking. AMAZING!!!!💕💕💕💕

imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer

#so cool

cupikill

This will forever be one of my favorite NaLu moments omg The way he looks at her like "God she's such an idiot I love her"

#fairy tail #nalu #natsu x lucy

khmelisuneliart

Merlin season 6 is looking good

#merthur #merlin x arthur

comvi

#interesting

frownyalfred

Do you think one of the Robins Rules is that you have to become ambidextrous? A righty and lefty? Just in case a hand is handcuffed or broken and you gotta use the other to escape?

(I bet the kids made a DIY rule book and hid it in the cave that each Robin added to it. )

Now I’m picturing Bruce training Robins in their non-dominant hand so everyone has a month of “left days” where they can only use their left hand to do stuff - eat, open doors, sparring, climbing, etc.

Bruce isn’t training them to be ambidextrous because it’s cool. He’s training them that way because there absolutely will be a point where they’re down a hand/wrist/few fingers and will still need to complete their objective.

(Maybe that training doesn’t really sink in until Bruce finishes a patrol with them and gets home, only to reveal his left wrist was badly broken and nobody noticed, not even Dick)

#that could be super useful for secret identity shenanigans too #like: Bruce Wayne is right handed but batman is left handed!#(false they are both right handed and trained to be ambidextrous and batman just pretends to be left handed to create more differences)#it also makes me imagine Bruce agreeing to take in Tim and one of his conditions was “oh and you're left handed now”#“Huh?”#“Yeah batman nightwing and- ... have all been left handed so your robin needs to be right handed and you now need to be left handed”#“.... right.”#“You mean left.”#“Left”#“Good”

moxiepoxart

Established Nalu

#fairy tail #nalu

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

#lol

xecat

#lol #olive oil: i taste like olive oil

pocketraat

Kakabaka

#aaaaah the skrinkels!#*agressive desk smacking*#kiribaku

crittizen

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

i-say-ok

ok…!

blackstarcafe

i literally cant find a version of this post without the comic in the notes, and the original post was edited, so . hi, im the guy who made that comic 4 years ago. it has been killing me the whole time because i changed the words by mistake and did not realize until after it had already taken off. so now, 4 years later, i have decided to remake it so i can sleep at night

here it is with the right words

#why am i crying #comic #so cool #but also sad

byjove

Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.

covington-shenanigans

okay look i know this isn't relevant to this post past the second paragraph but. here's the thing. the facts of the case are as follows:

1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019

2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later

3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass

4) this happens. all the time

more importantly:

5) my current partner is on tumblr

6) they love to incessantly send me posts

WHICH MEANS:

7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:

8) they really, really are ganging up on me with her. god help us if there's an afterlife and those two ever actually meet. "eternal rest" my ass, i will never know peace again

#lol #so cute