Long Island Stepmother of 3

[wizardpimp69]

[zionvalley]

literally can't stop thinking about this

[skittlebits]

Me, a modern day lesbian: I have no idea if this woman is into me

Anne Lister in 1832 after 3 minutes in the same room as a woman: She’s already half in love with me and I’m going to wife her

[j-sprrr]

god used up all the confidence-to-talk-to-women making anne lister and now the rest of us have to make do

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[n0identity]

[communistbussy]

[thotticusmaxximus]

true allies 

[amvs]

[rotfae]

me, visibly crying tears of joy and love: holy shit

[ancient-soul]

now every man who makes a show set in some historic or fantasy-historic time period now has to have incredibly jacked actresses, for “historical realism”

[laurawatchesthebees]

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

i think we should make it acceptable to use emoticons again. use a “:D”….. or a “c:”…… maybe even a “:3″. lose your chains. live a little

[smuteczekbiczo-deactivated20210]

[gamergirlpussy]

i’m kin

[pynkpoet]

lesbians *crowd applause*

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[alloverthegaf]

as a millennial who doesn’t like avocado old man politicians owe me collectively $500,000

[alloverthegaf]

the two responses to this are “I hate avocado and I don’t understand the hype” and “I love avocado but those fuckers owe me money anyway” and you know what? you’re all valid

[mx-bright-sky]

Rolls around town wearing these bad boys

[shabadad00]

so this is one of those pictures that breaks your ankle by looking at it

[midnightmemoriesmp3-deactivated]

[glyndaliker]

“ur cat looks like naruto”

[im-thrown]

this is asmr

[porterr-robinson]

[trashboat]

why does this man’s father sound exactly like jeff goldblum

[sturner-artblog]

Clickbait ad mimic that steals your personal details and then eats you

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just got her baby to sleep and the flight attendants are all whispering and the person next to me pulled out a fucking BLENDER Id go absolutely fucking apeshit

[intellectualspice-deactivated20]

These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my………woman-ness. It’s a little boy that ain’t a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.